Everything was ash. Whether that be the black flakes that blew across Ponyville on the stagnant wind, or the solid compound that framed the ponies in their final moment of life. Everything was cold and empty.

Immortality has a price.

Now a dramatic reading! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9u_24c-MMU

You have been in Equestria for a year now. You decide to reminisce about your first encounter with the ponies who inhabit this world.

Trapped in a room with a mysterious button and voice, what should Caramel do? What secrets will he discover? What is that voice trying to say? Why am I asking you these questions?

My first fic. A oneshot.

It's been a bad day for you. And it only gets worse when you com home from school to find a changing on your bed, hogging your pillow. Your soft precious pillow, that you'd been looking forward to all day. You're not too happy about it.
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Just a little something that I came up with, after thinking about changelings. I'm aware that this isn't a terribly original story idea, and if it seems too much like other stories I'll take it down. Also, this is my first-ish attempt at comedy. You've been warned.

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Inspiration goes to Timpeni
All the content is original

How does Celestia deal with a new Alicorn dropping into town every week? Well obviously a procedure must be developed to take care of the issue appropriately. (one shot)

Caution: Contains Parody (and nuts). If you are insulted by the contents of this package, we guarantee double your bits back or a set of Lions tickets. Actual mileage may vary. Contents may settle during shipping. Contains no shipping. Also contains no clop, or other things that small children or college students should be prevented from reading. In the event of a laughter event lasting more than four hours, consult a comedian. No animals were harmed in the creation of this parody. (other than spiders, and nopony cares about them anyway). Et Cetera. Pro Patria Mori. Carpe Carp.

Confession: I've been working on a multi-chapter monster called Memiri Star for a week or so, and the pressure of avoiding all the standard tropes just built up until I had to write it down. There are no spoilers or links to any of my other writing in here. Feel free to "top" me on this one

When Spike asked Twilight to help him create The Noble Dragon Code, he hoped a lot of things would happen.

Getting worshipped as a god by legions of theologically-inclined dragons wasn't really one of them but, hey, whattcha gonna do? Them's the breaks, kiddo.

Kuno, a young changeling, is left weak, bloodied, and bruised after the events of the Canterlot wedding. She is soon discovered by Warden, a Royal Guard. But for some reason, Warden shows her mercy. Instead of taking her into the custody of the Royal Guard, he becomes both her captor and her savior. But over time, Kuno will come to ask herself the hardest question she has ever pondered: Can a changeling feel love?

Yesterday, the Cakes put Pumpkin and Pound on the train to head off to their first year at college.

Yesterday had been a very, very hard day.

Today will be worse.