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Welcome everyone!

Ever wondered what would happen if Ponies took over the world with cuddles?

Ever wondered what Celestia and Tobias got up too after the chronicle ended, or maybe even Richard and Chrissy in-between the Acts?

Then this should probably satisfy all of those desires. So if you're here to read about warm, soft, loving, tender and affectionate snuggly goodness, then you've come to the right fic!

Enjoy, and stay snuggly!

Requests are accepted. Some chapters will contain some dark elements, but not enough to warrent a tag

Last time we left Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Scootaloo an important decision was being made; the decision being the legal adoption of Scootaloo. This is the continuation of the original story which branches into the events leading after the final verdict.

Important Note: This story is non-cannon with GlitchyProduction's original work, but is based off of the authors original unreleased ending chapters: (Chapter 27-Epilogue Chapter 2)

Origanal Story : http://www.fimfiction.net/story/12844/pattycakes-the-remake

Cover Art: http://geotastic.deviantart.com/art/Flutters-407825725

Enjoy the story! ~ Oliver-England

Crimson Brush opens her new store in the small town of Ponyville. Most ponies wouldn’t think there's anything unusual about a store that sells hairbrushes, but it doesn’t take long for some to find out that well-kept manes aren’t all Crimson is promising...

((Contains spanking and possibly explicit scenarios, but no actual sex.))

Note: As of 2013-06-19, chapters 1-6 have been edited and revamped by Triskelion. While the stories themselves are much the same, he has done wonderful work to fix mistakes, and make the stories a bit more engaging and insightful.

“I love how the use of spanking is more than a fetish and rather a conduit for ponies to get lacking discipline into their lives and feel better for it.” – J_Steelwing

Fluttershy wants a baby. But she hasn't got a man to help her out with getting pregnant, after months of buying baby toys and supplies to look after her little one, she asks Twilight for a book on how to look after babies complete with step by step parenting classes on how to look after a baby. Although she is ready to look after a baby with the help of her new book, she needs someone to play the baby for her. Coincidentally Rainbow Dash passes by to say hello to her.

Humanized Remake of Pattycakes. - Title Image by Geo-Tastic on DeviantART.

Twilight reads an EXCITING book! Join her on this literary adventure!
Reviews:
"Jumbled has won at FIMFiction" - Syeekoh
"Well, we know that whoever approved this one is the weak link who allows the trollfics" - hockeygoalie1992
"Bumblebees taste like fruit juice" - Shalrath
"I have achieved enlightenment. I am weeping tears of terrified joy."-TOW
"This is one of those things that makes you want to bury the claw end of a hammer in the writer's genitalia." -Mythril Moth.

OCCASIONALLY, WHEN RELAXING BETWEEN MONSTER TRUCK RALLIES AND ROCKET LAUNCHES, TWILIGHT "SCREW IT" SPARKLE RELAXES WITH A BOOK BY THE WARM FIRELIGHT OF OTHER LESSER BOOKS. LITERALLY, A BOOK, AS ONLY HER OWN AUTOBIOGRAPHY CAN SURVIVE THE SCRUTINY OF A GOD AMONG GODS-WHO-SUBSEQUENTLY-BECOME-MEWLING-WHELPS-BEFORE-HER-EYE-SEARING-GLORY.

THIS IS HER STORY.

AS IF YOU'D READ ANY OTHER.

(DUE TO A SURPRISINGLY APPROPRIATE WORDCLOUD, COVER ART NOW EXISTS. YOU MAY REJOICE.)