House falling apart on you? Fellow weatherponies ready to chew you out, if not chew you up? Fate itself looking ready to make you a scratching post? Well look no further for relief, Derpy Hooves, because the Doctor is in. And he may have a theory or three about how to sort this whole thing called life out.

Pic credit goes to mirtash. Thanks to Bill Cipher, Flashgen, and Key Bounce for proofreading/editing!

WARNING: Well at least Miss Hooves won't stay too down in the Derps for long. :)

“Doc!”

She could only kick so many. Ponies they were. Used to be. Now, they just moaned, growled, and hissed as mind-numbed monsters.

After venturing into zombie-infested Ponyville for some important supplies, Derpy and the Doctor return to his lab. It's a race against time as he tries to find a way to deliver a cure on an epic scale, and Derpy, recently infected, is trapped in with him.

It doesn't matter how bad her day gets, because he will make it all the better. Even if the mocking laughter roars, drowning out all sound, his voice will always be louder still.
Even on the coldest days, her love will be a sun to warm her up.

So, I admit it, I was, let’s say, “less than sober” while writing this. Somehow I think that made it even more fun to write.

Constructive criticism is welcome, wanna-be critics are not. I do not have enough beer to deal with elitists. If I did, I’d be writing on Equestria Daily, not FiMfic. I’d also probably be too hung-over to write. Either way, I’m rabbit-trailing...
I hope you enjoy.

Time Turner has a secret that he does his best to hide while keeping time and working on his mechanical wonders. He's not a bad pony. He hasn't broken any laws, at least, none formally written anywhere. His potential marefriend, Derpy "Muffins" Hooves does love to pry though...

Since neither of them have dates for the Spring Fling, Flash Sentry and Ditzy Doo both agree to go together as friends.

Unfortunately, this leads to Canterlot High thinking that they're actually dating.

First chapter edited by Violet Rose in The Rain

Short story about the Doctor and his encounter with Ditzy, his adventures, and that they suffered to reach the happiness.

Based on the series of Tumbrl, Discorded Whooves

Thanks to my friends for supporting me to begin writing in english.

Contains Movie Spoilers

Derpy arrived home after yet another long, grueling day at the post office, wanting nothing more than to unwind with a nice cup of tea and some muffins.

She never would have expected Twilight Sparkle to interrupt her rest, nor did she expect the events to follow when the Princess of Friendship wanted to talk about a deed that had gone unnoticed.

Cover art by FluffyXai and used with permission.

Top featured on 12/8/17

"Derpy..." He knew he needed to say something, but, well...Words had never really been Thunderlane's strong suit. Taking a quick moment to think on what would be the right thing, he hunched down next to her, resting his cheek on his own forelegs as he peered at her. "I'm glad you're not part a my family."

Her muffled sob was a very clear indication that that was decidedly not what she wanted to hear.

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This is a much longer follow up to How Sweet It Is. It will definitely make more sense if you read that first!

When Rainbow Dash makes some changes to the Ponyville Weather Crew's weekly team meetings and implements a snack duty rotation, a certain clutzy pegasus finds herself with some major problems -- The main one being the fact that she can't cook to save her life.

With her scheduled snack date fast approaching, poor Derpy has no clue what do, other than fail miserably and get laughed at, as per usual.

Fortunately, it's Thunderlane to the rescue!

Author's note:

This is my first ever finished Pony-fic and I'm excited about it. However, I'm the only one who proofed it, so if you find any mistakes or errors, please don't be shy about telling me! I love comments in any form.

Also, this did not start its life as a shipfic...But somehow became one anyway.

Anywho, enjoy!

The Spring is Sprung Feast is a yearly tradition in Ponyville, full of food, fun and dancing into the early hours of the morning. Derpy asks Rarity for help 'dressing to impress' when Cloud Kicker sets her sights on Time Turner as her date, but Rarity finds that she gets more from helping the clumsiest pony in town than mere job satisfaction.

Continues in Feast of Love.

Inspired by the fanart 'Bowties' by SketchyVibes, which is also the cover art of this fic.