Vinyl Scratch has taken upon a new idea for a song after a fierce thunderstorm rolls over Ponyville. But even innocent intentions can go horribly wrong and as the result, Vinyl is teleported into the Capital Wasteland, a place wracked by death, desecration, slavery and most of all, the terror of insane pro-Americans accompanied by the usual, hideous radioactive mutations.

Can she survive the nightmares of this world, with the companionship of a man who seek to make a name for himself, just like the Lone Wanderer whom he is friends with? If they weren't so drunk, then maybe.

Due to me taking too long, and the joke now stale with actual good merch, I'm canceling this fic. Sorry if this disappoints anyone, but I will leave it up. Who knows.

Applejack, lacking her classic Stetson? Rainbow Dash's mane, way too long? THE Princess Celestia, pink? When anything and everything in the world is run by Hasbro, this effort, or lack thereof, just won't do.

Having had enough of their image being sullied by executives that just don't care, the Mane 6 go on strike. Through the eyes of Mr. Potato Head, head of Hasbro, this can only mean disaster. Through the eyes of Mr. Bowing, an employee at the bottom of the food chain, this could be the end of his career, and that's if he's lucky.

But through the eyes - the mismatched eyes - of the ever-optimistic Derpy Hooves, this is a golden opportunity. Tasked with recruiting and leading a new cast of main characters, Derpy sets out to accomplish what's been asked of her in ways only she can. And may Celestia help us all...

It seemed so simple. An afternoon out with friends and the ones you love, but life is rarely predictable. It only takes a moment to throw someone's life upside down.

"Beware Her wrath, fools who dare threaten our Kingdom. For if Celestia be our Shield, then Luna is the Sword."

Spiritual companion to Sweet Celestia.

When Carrot Top decides that she needs more in her life she moves away from her home farm and into the nice town of Ponyville. As she gets adjusted into Ponyville she learns to loosen up and meets new friends while trying to stay sane in the midst of insanity. Has she has gotten more than what she bargained for in this strange and cracked-up town? Follow Carrot Top in her new life through the pages of her diary and through third person perspective!

(Chapters are being edited from time to time. If there is a 'v' in the box, it means they are being edited: [ v ] )

(More characters will be in the story than the ones shown at the bottom. The main characters of this story will mostly be Carrot Top, Pinkie Pie, Bon-Bon, Lyra, Derpy, Octavia and Vinyl Scratch. There will be plenty of other characters, but with minor roles.)

((Try reading the first two chapters before you make you judgements and decisions.))

(((Feedback would be quite nice, as well. Also please visit my page.)))

Everything was fine and dandy,until Celestia lost it. She took ponies from all over Equestria and pit them against each other to the death. Three ending will be available for you to choose. The inspiration for this story came from the backstory of Dasdeer's song, BPFF'S.