My name is Dr. John Trotson, and this is an account of the mysteries and tales that surrounded the deeds of my most faithful friend Sherclop Pones - one of Equestria's most brilliant minds. I do not doubt for an instant that my writings are anything but amateurish - but in any case, please feel free to peruse the book, and dabble in the selection of the fantastic tales that surrounded our lives in the first year of our acquaintance.

A series of little one shots about encounters between the reader and lamia ponies, usually involving some kind of sappy light romance. Each chapter will its own story, with no crossover between them. I will continue to add 'chapters' as I do them.

Contains: Coil cuddles, constriction, hypnosis, and lots and lots of cuties!

Twilight is conducting a study on the physical resistance of unicorns. Rarity agrees to help her. She, and her rear end, would soon regret that decision.

Congratulations Prince Shining Armor, you have been selected out of every pony in Equestria and her neighboring lands to be this year’s winner in the “Best Equestrian Butt” contest.

This grand tournament is when we, the Committee Logistics Of Plots, judge every rump of every pony in size, shape, firmness, softness, flabbiness, edginess, and overall use of it in all forms both practical and sexual. As the winner, you will need to present yourself in Canterlot for the award ceremony. You are the first stallion to ever win this award since it’s founding over two thousand years ago. We hope you feel accomplished today and look forward to you and your butt appearing at the awards.

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Despite what you might think, there is no clop in this. And I have Silver Quill's permission to use this art.

Pre Read and Edited by: ugugg93, Seether 00, and WIL_I_ZEN

This story is a sequel to Apprentice Ship

Princess Celestia's life has been changed many times by Twilight Sparkle, and always for the better. From being Celestia's most successful protege, to returning her sister Luna to her, to saving Equestria from foes even Celestia could not face, Twilight has been a constant source of joy in her life.

So what happens when Twilight tells the very symbol of Equestrian beauty that she's fat?

Celestia panics, of course!

Welcome to Equestria, land of love, tolerance, friendship, and. . . mind control? You'd never know by looking at them, but these ponies have all kinds of ways, both magical and mundane, to royally mess with your brain.
Why would they want to, you may ask? Well, that depends on the pony. Some just want hugs. Others want to know things that maybe you don't want them to. Some even want things that could only be called evil. The question is, can you refuse?

So, generally speaking this shouldn't be taken too seriously. I began this as a fun way to blow off creative steam, and don't really know where I'm going from here. Updates will probably be sporadic as I don't generally know when I'm going to have time to write. That said, if you have something you'd like to see, feel free to put it in the comments, and if nothing else I promise I'll give it a look-see.
Since everything's still pretty up in the air, I'm willing to consider making this a collab. Let me know with any interest/ideas to that end.

Each of these stories will be it's own self-contained tale, and unless otherwise stated will have nothing to do with the others. There will NOT be any clop in this story. (Though I'm tentatively thinking about writing a companion story for that. . .)

Finally, WARNING: Will contain Mind Control (mostly hypnosis), humans, and self-insert. If you take issue with any of those things, no one's making you read it. This is very much a niche story, so if it's not your niche feel free to move on, but PLEASE don't hit the thumbs down for that reason. If you have a problem with it, help me become a better writer by letting me know what it is.

(I clearly will say that I am the first, so far on this site, to make a pairing with these two. It was in my head and had to be brought to life! My Little Pony and all its stuff is own by Hasbro. Thank you very much.)

Being a fanfiction writer is one of Shining Armor's greatest traits than being a captain of the royal guard. After finding out that nopony made a fanfic on FiMfiction Ponynet (Ponynet will be mentioned in the fic for future reference), he takes it as his obligation to make it happen and be the first. Deciding to take a break, he leaves his room, accidentally knocking over a magical potion that wets his work on paper, bringing Mane-iac to life. She is persistent in believing that she is in her world still and that he is her husband, causing the poor stallion to struggle with his life, hiding her from Cadence and the rest of the pony society, and trying to figure a way to return her back into the fictional world.

Life can be a cruel mistress, can it not?

(Note: Not all of the chapters are going to be mature. I will warn you if one has a clop scene in it. I promise because I have to! -Points at the rulessssss- I also don't own the image, the source is there so you can click it and find out! -smiles-)

Twilight finds a new potion that transforms her into a lamia. Not wanting to waste this opportunity for scientific advancement, she invites Fluttershy, animal expert to help her in her new form. Things get a little freaky when Twilight discovers that she has the power to mind control other ponies, things get intimate as Fluttershy and Twilight go on a magical journey filled with wonder and self-discovery.

Oh who am I kidding?

It's a shameless hypnofic that will disgust you if you don't share the fetish and get your rocks off if you do.

Sweetie Belle swipes her sister's bottle of snake oil. Hijinks ensue when she drinks some at the CMC clubhouse.

Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Twilight, both princesses, and a couple of guards.
What do these ponies have in common?
Well, they all happened to be in the same room when THIS happened.