I'm so sorry for writing this. But when a long day at school leaves you bored, your mind begins to roam to the darker side of it.
So, here's a terrible fic. PLEASE, this is meant to be taken as a joke! Don't down vote on purpose. This is just meant to show, what a bad OC is, how bad grammar can be, and yeah.
BALCKJACK.

A Rainbow Dash/Pinkie Pie slice-of-life fic inspired by this particular piece of fanart: http://imgur.com/8P7Vi (proper source needed)

After one of her signature crashes causes some actual property damage, Rainbow Dash is forced to take on a part time job at Ponyville's local Domino's Pizza. As if that weren't humiliating enough, she also has the added displeasure of being stuck with the late shift on a Friday night, and the only other pony around to keep her company is the always (and somewhat inappropriately) jovial Pinkie Pie.

While researching ancient history, the Cutie Mark Crusaders find they have a strange affinity for battle skills that have been unused for centuries. Meanwhile, a new threat rises, one that may need their newfound abilities to combat. But can three fillies really make a difference when up against an ice princess?

Hop aboard with the crew of The Mini, captained by none other than Pipsqueak of Trottingham! These longer stories follow Pip and his travels throughout the land of Equestria...and beyond.

Joined by a host of familiar MLP characters, Pip will sail the seas chasing adventures that he has dreamed of since foal hood, as well as the princess he has admired since foal hood.

Things aren't always what they appear to be. The happiest, most confident seeming person you know could very well be the one secretly wishing for someone to depend on.

We don't always get what we wish for, but sometimes fate smiles on those less fortunate.

Twilight Sparkle stood on her hind legs, her forelegs to her side swaying back and forth as her scythe dropped to the ground. Tears welling up in her eyes, she looked down at the corpse that laid before her, still young, but ready to die. It wasn't her fault she was chosen for this, all because she became fascinated with new powers.

"I can't believe this."

Twilight stared over the horizon, gazing on the city of Ponyville in the distance. It's inhabitants, who once saw her as one of their best friends, now barely knew her. She could walk the streets to Sugar Cube Corner, or help her friend Applejack on the family's farm. She could even sit in her Library with Spike and read her favorite books.

But none of it would be the same.

"I am evil."

When those you love are suddenly erased from your life, what do you have left? I am David, roaming the land of Chernarus in an attempt to survive. I'm not the only one, but not everyone is friendly out here. This is the story of how I try to survive with a creature from another world, and hopefully help them to escape this hell that I live in.

There are many buttons in the TARDIS, most of them should only be pressed by professionals like the Doctor. Derpy, on the other hand, isn't a professional and she pressed a button. The TARDIS crashes into the universe of Minecraft leaving the duo of ponies stranded in the pixelated world with nothing but a broken TARDIS and each other.

Thanks to Lexicon and Minjask for editing!

Ponyville is experiencing a rash of insanity. The stranger thing is: only the bearers of the Elements of Harmony seem to be affected. After learning of her faithful student's willing incarceration within the Institute for Not Sane Ponies, Princess Celestia hires the best detective duo Equestria has seen in over five hundred years.

During some very late night research into unicorn magic, Twilight comes across an interesting new spell that allows the caster and one other pony to travel to another dimension. What could possibly go wrong?

Please note: While it is set in the Deus Ex universe this fic does NOT require a huge amount of background knowledge in order to enjoy it. I even took bits and pieces from other games/other places and added it in for a little bit of fun, even down to one of the the main characters names.

Timeline wise, it's set a little after the events of 'Human Revolution' but is not connected to it.

Rated 'Teen' for language, violence and in the first two chapters partial sexual imagery. This is NOT a clopfic and is never intended as such.

Cover Image: Drawn by myself, although I'll be more than welcome to use any that get sent to me.