Inspired by Incubus' song 'Here In My Room.'

Soarin' throws a forced formal party to impress the noble ponies of Canterlot, and hates every minute of it. But when the rainbow-maned mare he's longed to see once again arrives unannounced, he'll be treated to a night he'll not soon forget.

WARNING: There are suggestive and some adult themes in this story, but it's not what I would consider a straight up 'clopfic.' I'll leave it to your own imagination when you reach that point.

Love is in Bloom!
These are the lyrics that Twilight Sparkle sang proudly over the crowd. Oh, and was she right! It seems that more than one of Twilight's friends had their special moment with photographs to prove it. When Rainbow Dash gets a very special opportunity to talk to her idol, love certainly starts to bloom.

With beautiful music, decorations, and having successfully performed her third sonic rainboom, the only thing Rainbow Dash was missing was a dance with one of her heroes.

When Twilight Sparkle first arrived in Ponyville, she thought every pony there was crazy. Nowadays, she fits right in. This is the story of a normal day in her new home.

This is the story of a certain pink pony who's decided that she wants to have babies like the Cakes, and of the much-enduring pegasus who must explain to her why that might not exactly be plausible for them. Will either of them succeed in their mostly-noble endeavours? Probably not. Dedicated to device heretic, who gave me the idea. Please don't take this too seriously.

Featured on Equestria Daily, and quickly shaping up to be my lowest-rated story yet!

"Suppose I killed them all?"

Goddammit Pinkie Pie:
Twilight shows off her vocabulary

A Typical Day in Pwnyville
An everyday experience in the life of a rainbow-maned pegasus.

A sweet treat makes the way for a sweet moment between Twilight Sparkle and Big Macintosh.

(This was crossposted from my Fanfiction.net account, and is being cross-posted to my Deviantart account as well.)

Friendships don't always last, time isn't always well-spent, and not everyone gets a happy ending. Everypony has their regrets, paths not taken, failures and lost loves. Sometimes, it's too late for second chances.

Love doesn't always find a way.

Note: I am aware that this is poorly written. You're probably better off just skipping this and reading The Three Notes, which is slightly better and stands well enough on its own.