Well, it appears that me and a bunch of people with varying degrees of friendship with yours truly have been --somehow-- teleported to the one place I never thought I'd see.

Or maybe we were trans-mutated. Transmogrified?

Never mind.

Now, I've got to find the other five people that had to have been thrown in here as well, all the while having to relearn even the most basic bodily functions and commands.

Fun.

Oh, and did I tell you the best part?

We're all Pokémon. Yep, as if being tossed on your rear into an alien world as a strange creature wasn't enough, now we've got to deal with the fact that no one in Equestria knows what the heck we are.

I can feel a headache coming on already.

Click here to read the sequel, A Legendary Issue!

Millennia after being banished from the face of Equestria, King Sombra stirs restlessly in his lightless prison, held alive only by his dark magic and the desire to take vengeance against the Elements of Harmony. Especially the one who sent him there.

Harmony, however, is an inscrutable force. One willing to grant him a second chance in a world far different from the one he remembers.

For now though, he only needs to head towards the light.

Many thanks to Equimorto for spending almost two months on meticulously proofreading and critiquing this story.

Long ago, two enemies destroyed one another in a fight to the death. Their spirits sealed away for the past 500 years, until an expedition released them from their prisons.

One spirit possessed a stallion, while another possessed a ninja plushie, a plushie that will soon drag a colt named Button Mash into a demon hunting adventure. Great evil stirs, and it is up to Button Mash and his cuddly killer ninja plushie to stop it!

Art made for me by: Hoodwinked MCShelster

Story inspired by Checkered Ninja, a book/movie from my home country of Denmark.

While the setup is similar, the plot is different. If you ever get a chance to see the movie, or read the books, you totally should. If you can find some in your native language.