Rainbow Dash takes Tank out on their morning flight.

But did someone call a plumber?

A woman gets transported to Equestria. In a strange twist, she's heterosexual. Too bad every pony in Equestria isn't.

Ever notice how all these death fics look exactly the same? I should know, I wrote some. This is basically how each character's death usually plays out, only completely and utterly exaggerated.
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A trollfic written by someone who really likes sadfics. Don't get offended, and if you do, come on man. Really?

Sadness, depression, guilt, darkness all these things can easily swallow a happy day. They can change ponies lives in a heartbeat. All it took was one of Rainbow Dash's pranks going a little too far. A over reaction to that prank forever changing the lives of everypony and one dragon, But as the days roll on, the abyss of guilt and constant self blame will consume one mare. Can she ever find forgiveness for her mistake, both mentally and spiritually? Most importantly, will she forgive herself?

Editor Fonypan

Rainbow Dash can't wait to start the awesome day she has planned for her and Applejack. She's so eager she's already parked herself right outside the Acres, bright and early.

But geeze, what's taking AJ so long?

Please note that this is a parody, and it is not meant to be a good story, just a funny one. In a very rundown town, one man lives with nothing. His parents have died, he has very small wealth, and the only thing keeping him going is My Little Pony. But all of that changes when he finds an ordinary cardboard box. All of it changes. Well, except how stupid he is. Never in his life did he expect to have his very own Rainbow Dash. He raises her as his own, and his life changes forever. This is a story of love, friendship, and stupidity. We are Parody Productions. What we do is create fan fictions which basically are parodies of other fan fictions that focus too much on making things dramatic, sad, or gory (or stories which simply have very bad spelling and grammar). What we have here is a My Little Dashie parody. DISCLAIMER: We do not own any My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic characters, nor are we making a profit on this. In addition, My Little Dashie by ROBCakeran53 is not owned by us, and we are not in any way attempting to harm the author or the story's fans. We hope you all enjoy this story as much as we did writing it. We would ask that you do not spam the comments about how terrible we are for making a parody for a great fan fiction. We would also request that you do not dislike purely because it is making fun of a fan fiction which we too enjoyed.

This story is a sequel to Head in the Clouds

Written for a small group contest. (Placed 1st! Thank you all for the support!)

Rainbow Dash and Soarin are extremely unsatisfied with how they left their relationship upon parting ways. Friends with benefits sounds nice, but once apart they both realize just how much the other means to them. Unfortunately now neither are in a position to confront the other and reveal what pulls at both their hearts: Love.

Soarin may be duty bound and unable to act, but Dash jumps at an opportunity that could turn their relationship into the direction they both truly want. A story of not accepting barriers. True love exists on all levels and distances.

(Note: this story was admittedly rushed for a contest. Looking back on it now, there are some inconsistencies, such as some of Dash's abilities. The end may seem a bit squished as well. I apologize in advance)

Edited by: Kestrel He did an awesome job :) featuring in chapter art by foxenawolf, eveyannie, PenumbraGlow0290 Deviantart: bonnama, and SpicedDemon (Commisioned for me by PlayBitz)

Chapter 11 animation done by: HarlenBooks, Equestrian Airship Productions

The Wonderbolts are debuting a new show in the skies of Ponyville. Rainbow Dash is ecstatic to see a performance up close and personal. But when she is left speechless by their unbelievable techniques, she begins to question her chances. Lost in her thoughts, a very unexpected surprise throws her life into a roller coaster. A story of staying true to yourself and knowing when to listen to your heart, even if it isn't the logical choice.

Featuring art by: lortstreet54, shad0w-wo1f!, PenumbraGlow0290 Deviantart: bonnama, colorstirkeand rulette, Astrum

Also a small animation in chapter 2 by: HarlenBooks

This story has not been fully edited yet, i apologize for anything sloppy.

Rainbow Dash always envied how much her coltfriend, the Wonderbolt, Soarin' loved to eat Applejack's home made apple pies. Swallowing her pride, she asks her best friend and rival to teach her everything she knows about making these delicious treats, so that she can at least let the stallion of her dreams appreciate her more.

Cover Art was made by: hahasauce (http://hahasauce.deviantart.com/)

Rainbow Dash was just cruising through life, one cupcake at a time. However, after a freak encounter in the kitchens of Sugarcube Corner, the pegasus finds herself faced with something she's never encountered before: love.

However, this is not your average love story. For you see, the object of her affection isn't some handsome stallion with a windswept mane and gorgeous abs. No; her love is a sink.

Now, Rainbow must face the challenges that come with love, all while learning to deal with strange urges, teething children, and dresses.

This fic is also available in French and Italian! Thanks to Bro-Nie and FiMvisible, respectively, for their hard work.

A big thanks to Golden Vision and Pav Feira, my editors! This fic would be even worse without them!