Hate mail, her overprotective sister, idiotic guards... Not to mention her impossible anger issues.... Luna definately has her hooves full!

Dear Princess Celestia,

Princess Celestia is a big dumb stupid head! I want a new foal sitter. She is a very bad meanie! She is like the big bad wolf in my story book I read.

From Twilight Sparkle

Unfortunately filly Twilight forgets who she is writing to. This letter will probably land her in even more trouble than she is already in.

This story is a sequel to Why Celestia is a Big Dum Dum

Time out again? What is it, Time to Pick on Twilight Day? Twilight needs to deal with this solution the best that she can. This letter will take her a long time to finish.

So Twilight has already told Celestia that she's a dum dum, tried to put a guard in time out, slid down the hallway in that guard's armour, threw a flower pot at Celestia, threw a paint balloon at one of Celestia's guests, sprained that guests hoof, told Cadance that she was a dum dum, burnt down the Canterlot Castle...you get the idea. So what next?

Every really really hated somepony? Ever wanted to call them rude names and always get away with it? Well look no further! 'Why ___ is a Dumb Dumb' is a book just for you!

It seems that every time I leave out one of my shirts, Fluttershy just has to put it on. She knows that ponies don't wear clothes, right?

So what else could this mean?

An idea created due to Flutterpriest's magnum opus, "Fluttershy Wants In Your Pants".

Twilight and her friends want to go caroling on Hearth's Warming Eve. Anon really has to use the bathroom. Who will win in this war of wills?

No one, really.

For the first time in over a year, Princess Flurry Heart is left alone, creating the perfect opportunity for any ol' villain to come and take her away.

Those poor bastards.

This story is a sequel to Rarity Gets Jealous

It's Hearth's Warming in Ponyville again, a season characterized by joy, merrymaking, and love. Spike is currently toeing the line between Rarity's and Flitter's interest in him, but a strange occurrence in Ponyville soon after the arrival of Princesses Luna and Cadence turns the whole crazy love triangle on its head.

This is a sequel to the smash hit "Rarity Gets Jealous"...I suppose it's not completely necessary to read the first story to understand this one (as most of the plot can be gleaned from context), but I would recommend reading it prior to this one, to get the most fulfillment out of it.
Rated Teen for some suggestive passages.

Merry Christmas!

Entered in the Current Sparity Contest.

Anon has a mare problem. A big mare problem. During the day, they treat him just fine. However, when night falls... that's where their inner desires rise to the surface and attempt to take Anon by force.

Note: A parody many horror games, including Five Nights at Freddies and SCP Containment Breach.