Anon has a mare problem. A big mare problem. During the day, they treat him just fine. However, when night falls... that's where their inner desires rise to the surface and attempt to take Anon by force.

Note: A parody many horror games, including Five Nights at Freddies and SCP Containment Breach.

Days after Tirek's near-takeover of Equestria, The Great And Powerful Trixie travels to Ponyville, intent on settling her rivalry with Twilight Sparkle once and for all. No trinkets to fudge her abilities, no megalomania to apologize for -- just pure and simple magician's honor!

Upon her arrival, however, she quickly learns that the information she has on Ponyville -- and Twilight -- is more than a little dated.

Edits (as well as a bit of scene inspiration) courtesy of nanashi_jones.

Luna challenges Anon to a battle of the minds. The Battlefield: His Dreams.

Narrated by Wuten the Narrator
Spanish Translation by Spaniard Kiwi

This story is contained in my book "Dash Tries to Win Your Heart and Other Short Pony Stories"

If you have interest in purchasing this non-profit book, check out my online store at this link: https://www.lulu.com/search?adult_audience_rating=00&q=flutterpriest

Throughout your many days in Equestria, there has been one particular pony on your mind: Fluttershy. Today is the day you intent to do something about that, and so begins your mission of winning the heart of the yellow pegasus.

What really happened during Cupcakes. Not quite as gruesome as what everypony assumed.

I dropped a gallon of LSD straight out a milk carton, logged on, typed this all in a single session, and passed out.
Hopefully the goats in my attic are gone.
This was inspired by one youtube video alone. But that didn't stop me from ripping off of other sources as well. Seriously, try to find something in here that isn't at least similar to something else you're aware of. This was written hilariously bad on purpose for the sake of satire.
The OC tag is going to be used rather loosely...

"What I'm doing is wrong. I know it's wrong. But I'm gonna do it anyway" - TheMysteriousMrEnter

This story is a sequel to Who Am I?

Octavia has a private performance for Princesses Celestia and Luna coming up. Unfortunately, her cello has seen better days, so she heads to the mall to buy a new one. Vinyl comes with her and insists that they go on a date, so they do, and Octavia decides to make this date very memorable for her D.J.