It was just a normal day for Twilight that turns for the worse when Alicorns start showing up out of no where. This is parody of those bad OC self-inserts that are alicorns and are very unoriginal and have random clop. Note: no clop in this story.

(2nd person story)

You're sat at home in a violent thunderstorm one night when you notice Scootaloo in your garden. Why is she there? ...Doesn't she have a home to go to? And will she find a new home under your care?

Vinyl writes to Octavia, explaining what perfection is.

Octavia has been tuning her cello for way too long, and Lyra is getting sick of it.

Humans... humans are such a bizarre race. Capable of the greatest benevolence and the worst atrocities. And yet, they're so very predictable. For you see, while societies may die, and nations may crumble, one thing will remain constant: the desire to survive.

I should know. I was there when everything fell.

Love hurts.
After his latest attempt at gaining Rarity's affection failed, Spike decides to try making a love potion to win her affection. But what happens when Rarity falls for somepony else? In fact, what happens when everypony in Ponyville falls for somepony? How will Spike and others be able to survive when those close to them want to be 'closer'?

(A/N. A short one shot in hopes that more unused ideas will be brought to light)

They are the greatest beings of causing chaos outside Discord himself. They have left homes, towns, cities and more in ruins in their rampage. But they are not human, nor are they alien. They are simply the basic examples of hunter and prey.

Spike decides to create a love potion to try and win over Rarity, but this decision soons come to haunt him when he accidentally gives it to Twilight. Creepy stalking ensues.

Octavia is tired of being criticized by ponies who do not understand her music. This drives her into insanity. In an attempt to quiet the ponies down, she 'removes' each of the offenders, one by one. Will anypony escape the crazed musician?

This was inspired, as lamely as it may sound, by an internet meme. So it was placed in the random category along with dark.

Jetpack Commando Lyra is the greatest jetpack commando in the galaxy. With her faithful mareservant Derpy at her side, she protects Equestria from all dangers. But when Woonbase-12 falls to the Changelings, can she prevail?

Of course she can! She's Jetpack Commando Lyra!

Written for creative challenge. Prompt: Ponies in a retro-futuristic setting.