Cadence and Flurry Heart discuss teen pregnancy, trans healthcare, libertarianism, The strengths and weaknesses of hereditary monarchy, and Maoism. Cadence is a horrible mom. Flurry Heart cusses a lot. Shining Armor doesn’t even show up in this.

Content Warning:
Contains mentions of but not depictions of:
Sex, Suicide, and Abortion

Cover art is something I drew about five years ago.

An extremely last minute entry for the cadence is a terrible mom contest

The Elements of Harmony didn't work. Nightmare Moon won. Her beautiful night has been unending for over two years now, and her reign over Equestria is total.

Twilight and Pinkie Pie never gave up, even after everyone else did.

An infinity of praise be to Harwick for the cover art.

Pharynx has always been a bastard. He never really had a choice.

Sunset Shimmer, now a communist or something, breaks up with her liberal girlfriend Sci-Twi. She's not particularly happy about this.

"Praise" for the story:

"It was pretty terrible." ~Crystal Static

"I enjoyed it nontheless."~ The Blue EM2

”Wow. I legitimately could not enjoy this.” ~ FanOfMostEverything

"FanOfMostEverything may not have liked this, but I had a blast!" ~Present Perfect

Unicorns are historically superior to other races.

Twilight finds out why.

Edited by Aragon and R5h, uniquely inspired by KitsuneRisu.

Princess Big Macintosh saves Equestria.

This comes as a surprise to Princess Celestia, who wasn't aware Equestria needed saving, actually.

A less-than-imposing sovereign.