To the 100 New Subscribers Whom I've Gained Over the Past Week...

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[Salacar]

Yes, yes I see. Very true indeed

[RBDash47]

I see.

[Tyek]

Ok.

[Geechan]

I am confused.

[Iroh]

I'm confused, from some of these pictures it seems like you're pissed about people subscribing. So.... um, sorry...?

[McPoopin]

Oh god. Now I'm going to spend the next half hour trying to decode this before conceding that it does not hold the secrets of the universe.

[Psyco Josho]

Yeah, that's about right!

[Emberspeak]

You said that the last time you posted a blog-post like this, you were on the brink of insanity due to the whole LOEG experiment and now we have another one. Heh, should I be worried?

Either way, I'm probably going to spend the next 20 minutes trying to decipher this and then failing

[NATOstrike]

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[MrBossMan]

I'm still convinced that these blog posts are just meant to confuse us with a series of pictures that seem to mean something, but actually don't.

However, the first and possibly the second are related to Hiccups, since the diaphragm underneath the lungs is what causes them. The second may be related to the "No More Fussin'" comic on his profile page, though. And, of course, the last two are just a signature--short skirts, and explosions.

And I had never seen the hoodie Lyra plush before. Cool.

Edit: Also, what's up with the inflated Twilight Chun li? I don't know what my fetishes are doing.

[Thardoc]

wow i wish you had posted this when i joined, would have saved me all the time i spent tryinig to understand you.

[Danger Noodle]

I'd say he just asked which story you read that made you want to follow him.

[Honey Mead]

Memento is best movie.

[The Libertarian Brony]

409678*looks back at pictures*
That......... I think you're right.

[Equestria Buck Yeah]

I don't blame that guy for decapitating the ewok and using his coat like skin ala Buffalo Bill. Ewoks sucked.

[Rocketknightgeek]

The real question here is how many are due to hiccups taking over the feature box and how many are due to marsupials finally being able to make an account to subscribe with in the first place when the Email system started working again?

[Spectrumancer]

...

[Burning Wick]

Well I have no clue what's going but but I can tell that you did sign this post with your name so yeah.
Oh and probably some stuff regarding a ApplexDash Fic and Background Pony.

[Delicate Flame]

Eyyup!

[Grimy]

I got it. It's a charade.

[daylight savage]

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only half of these are relevent

[An Unimpressive]

Yep, this is a pretty good introduction to Skirts.

[eucatastrophe]

I think its pretty obvious what this is, Skirts as just explained exactly how insane he is and exactly what type of obsessions come with his unique brand of crazy.

We have:
-disney princess obsessions
-lyra obsessions
-Pro Wrestling obsessions
-Lemure obsessions
-AppleDash obsessions

There are still some pictures that I don't quite understand. But who could possibly guess. Only the Skirts himself truly understands the bazaar machinations which fuel him.

Moreover, I don't find this randomness to be all that odd. Anyone who is willing to throw away all of society's rules and come here in the first place is going to have a less-than-linear mindset.

In short order fokes, if you didn't know who SS&E was, you do now.

[Ponky]

409703 I was thinking the exact same thing.

Thanks, Skirts. It's good to see another one of these, ya fat, hairy, Mexican, Islamic melon fudge.

[Seether00]

This must be some sort of code. Send the decoder ring!

[Csquared08]

Sounds about right.

[djthomp]

Hoodie Lyra plushie is best plushie.

[Spectral]

Translation:
Yaddayaddayaddayaddayaddayaddayadda - shortskirtsandexplosions

[RoboRed]

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[TheBrianJ]

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[Zytharros]

I just noticed where exactly Flounder was looking. Fking perv.

[nerevars]

Now I know why SSaE like to make blogs with just a picture, because a picture worth a thousand words right?

[Cenitopius]

409678
409690
A collaboration of these is true, I'd guess.

[AggroViking]

holy fuck! the navy are in the last picture blowing up a Highly Explosive Substance

[yrfoxtaur]

409727
You sure it isn't:
"mumblemumblemblemumlemumblericecrispies..."

[Fareseed]

I don't follow.
What is happening?

[RaptorCalloftheShadows]

409671 Spike digs the swell hoodie. :3

[Samdamandias]

Indeed. I can provide a link to the decoder ring should people wish it.

[Peppermint Cream]

Welcome to a world of insanity, noobs.

[Crimson ONayl]

Oh please, I'm a founding member of The New Octavus Madhouse. I keep my sanity in a locked and warded cage. Don't believe me? This post made perfect sense to me

[Karach]

i.imgur.com/w8zzg.jpg

Also, a blogpost without Disney Princesses is a waste of space and time.

[DarthMaul22]

I'll get back to ya when my brain finishes processing this.

[Aridifolia]

Heh, I told myself that I wouldn't follow you until I read one of your stories first. I'm surprised it too this long, though.

Glad to follow.

[Fizzy Orange]

So you're going to write a story about centered around the oedipus complex of one of the ponies??

[iloveportalz0r]

23 pics

409666 >god
*Luna //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Luna_lolface.png

[shutaro]

The amount of Disney princesses too damn low!
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Gotta love dem Disney princesses.

I wonder what he thinks of that ... whatserface... Tatiana? Or what he thinks of Rapunzel?

[shortskirtsandexplosions]

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[Fr0st]

lol

[shutaro]

410114
Rapunzel? Meeeh.
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