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Wanderer D arrives in Equestria! What happens?!
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Wanderer D
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2 weeksAuthor update!4 comments · 126 views
I'm editing stuff! But also incredibly dried out of writing power atm. I'll get going again soon, but just bear with me for a bit. I'm publishing a chapter of XCOM today, then start on the daily writing (not publishing) again tomorrow morning. In the meantime, always remember:
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Like every year, I like to remember the man/legend responsible for the theme songs of one of my favorite shows of all time on the anniversary of his death.
So if you were wondering about the timing for the latest Isekai chapters? There you go.
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5 weeksWelp, here's a life update11 comments · 398 views
These last couple of weeks have been a bit of a rollercoaster. Good things have happened, and also bad ones. No wonder I could relate to both Furina and Navia in the latest Isekai chapter. Sometimes pretending things are fine is really exhausting, even if they do get better.
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7 weeksWelp, another year older and...29 comments · 295 views
...still writing ponies. (Among other things, granted.)
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8 weeksUpdate to the Isekai coming tonight! And some additional details and change of plans.3 comments · 335 views
First, to everyone waiting patiently for the next Isekai chapter, I apologize for the delay. I know there are a lot of people that want to see another visit to Hell happen soon, and it will, I promise. However, due to some circumstances, I decided for a different pair of visitors to visit the bar this week.
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All the mares fall mysteriously pregnant, instantaneously.
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Nicolas Cage arrives shortly afterwards.
Twilight Sparkle catches you because she's a Pokemon trainer.
She really sucks at battling, and you spend the rest of your days inside a tiny metal ball.
The end.
Goes to Mexicolt?
1734009 I wonder if anypony has done a cross over of this and pony yet? Pony and Prejudice?
He finishes writing TSC?
Sorry, couldn't help it
Turns into a griffon, then goes and sucker punches Celestia in the jaw.
After that, his evil brother, Stationary G, who arrived through the power of BS, challenges him to a rap off.
D wins, and then he ascends into an Aliffion of Awesome.
Confetti is had by all for no good reason.
~Skeeter The Lurker
He instantly chokes to death in the inhospitable atmosphere.
You find Knighty in bed with a Twilacane and Blueblood...
Then, to finish the coup, you Have dinner with Fluttershy, then come back to Earth with her, leaving Knighty there.
one word: Madness.
His arrival causes ponies to instantly erupt into blind panic, he is then immediately set upon by the royal guard brandishing guns and reassuring the populace 'don't worry, he only has a katana'.
Depends, does he have a katana?
Edit: Damn ninjas.
Sex.
He fights a manticore and stays with Fluttershy at her cottage.
If only this scenario actually fit the definition of "meta."
Uses katanas and gets killed and revived repeatedly. Somewhere along the way, you father Celestia and Luna, due to time traveling shenanigans. The Doctor reveals that you will be stuck on Equestria for 500 years or so, and he will be your 6th body. Derpy may be your future wife, and mother of Celestia and Luna. Twi is a distant relative. Jack Harkness is your 4th self's best friend and bitter rivals with your 5th. He accidentally killed your 5th, resulting in a 3 week lifespan, though you made up in your 6th.
Knighty is jealous, and jumps after you. He reveals himself to be Discord, but gets Rainbowed after only seeing a pissed off Celestia and Luna, and gets imprisoned for a few thousand or so, and suffers sever memory loss and mild insanity. When you appear on Equestria, he didn't recognize you immediatly, but due to bad luck, the 7th D looks exactly like your first self, which resets his memory. You two have a epic duel, calling all of their allies to battle, resulting a 30 min. battle in which 500 warships were destroyed, multiple armies decimated, The Everfree Forest becoming a desert, and world peace.
Both of your attempts to deathblow each other failed spectacularly, creating a small black hole spinning and redepositing both of you back on Earth, with time only moving a few hours later, right inside Central Park. Bill Murray is watching both of you, a sonic screwdriver in his hand. He gives a enigmatic grin and says "No one will believe you" and walks into a TARDIS and vanishes.
Fimfic gets a strange influx of angry mod posts.
His sudden rupture through the barrier between dimension causes massive time-space distortions and deterioration. Holes rip in the fabric of the universe. Ponies and humans both go missing as strange creatures enter both Equestria and Earth and cause havoc. Cthulhu rises. Everything ends.
He trips on a rock and dies.
1734105
:(
Mines better.
He summons Obs the Bearded into existence and consumes every peach in Equestria and makes innuendo about said peaches.
He also shoves peaches into every leg hole of any changeling he encounters.
Pinkie feels a disturbance in the force, finds Wanderer D and removes him, via use of a party cannon through the 4th, 5th, and 6th walls.
You deliberately waited until I said I was going to bed, didn't you? You bastard...
Most likely, you'd order a bowl of soup, remembering belatedly that that is what got you killed the last time you went to Equestria. Shenanigans are had. Angry posts are made by peeps wot be made from jelly. Many roffles are had. They are delicious. As are Yolo-o's and pwncakes.
Wanderer miror B challages u to a battle what do you do D
As many cliches as you can pull out of your ass and still maintain some semblance of artistic integrity happen.
He gets into an epic fight, saying: "Don't worry, I have a katana!"
Then he dies. Repeatedly.
1734147
Are we allowed to write this?
I think along of the lines of one of the more serious stories shenanigans happens. (heck you could end up in the three sisters universe)
He chooses another letter of the alphabet to look inconspicuous...
Problem is, he didn't change into a gryphon like he always told us he would, and is an
extraordinary Latias... Caught up between the princess trying to enslave him for his godly Pokemon powers, Twilight wanting to conduct some questionable research on his body, and Pinkie just trying out her new poke-ball, he has little time to woe his future pony wifu like he always wanted...Will D manage to solve all problems, get rid of the princesses and that crazy pink weirdo and settle down with his beloved wifu, or will he forever be forced to remain a... wanderer? [ba-dum-pish!]
Tune next week to find out!
Wait a minute... I remember something about a bowl of soup, a hard drive exploding, and a lot of deaths. I think this has been done before, by Wander D!
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Is that an Ace Combat: The Unsung War reference I see?
Wanderer D commits Sepuku rather than star in yet another uninspired fic featuring himself in Equestria?
He says "Been here, done this."
He stares in bewilderment, then:
DON'T WORRY, I HAVE A KATANA!!!
Death and destruction follows.
No one is saved.
The great D is demolishing everything with his godlike powers. The Elements of Harmony prepare to be the last hope, as Celestia and Luna fall down.
Screams. Doomsday has arrived. Wandering in middle of the destruction is the deathly figure.
The Elements are losing hope, as they fail, not once, not twice, but thrice. Discord falls next, as the others flee away.
Canterlot falls.
Death surrounds everything living, taking it all into the darkness of it's shadow, preparing to collect the unfortunate souls.
Wanderer and the Elements face for one last time.
"In the end...."
Equestria's last light shimmers, and in the last second, it lets out one last ray of light.
Darkness.
...
And, from the ray of light, a new beginning, is to come...
He freaks out and is captured by the royal guards, then imprisoned and interrogated.
That's my guess.
He takes out his delicious bacon sandwich and is instantly arrested and imprisoned as the Equestrian version of Hannibal Lector
He finds out Equestria's atmosphere is a mixture of neon and gaseous arsenic and promptly expires as all humans in Equestria should
Hmm...
Which Equestria? Given all the variables that canon has left undefined, we've got thousands to choose from.
1734584 i have ten
Celestia appears in front of him and teleports them both to a spacious, largely undecorated room filled with ponies, gryphons, changelings and pretty much everything you can imagine.
She proceeds to hand him a note with the number 135,987, explaining that with all the humans coming to Equestria, she's had to put his transfer on hold.
He then spends the next few years waiting for his number to get called up.
Alright, lemme think...
Wanderer D ends up in Equestria via a portal attached to a technological McGuffin left at his door by a mysterious stranger. He drops out to find a note in front of him, claiming that someone's kidnapped his son and trapped him somewhere in Equestria, not really hinting at where he could be. As it turns out, Wanderer dropped out nearby Vanhoover, which is well known for its scientific developments, and heads into the city to start gathering clues.
Sadly, no one knows where this gryphon's child could be, a myriad of shrugs and shakes of the head littering his path as he moves on. Finding no clues in Vanhoover and becoming more distraught by the second, he finds himself heading for Manehatten in the hopes of tapping into the numerous investigation agencies there. He hires three investigators who mull over the kidnapping note, trying to connect the handwriting to any known records. They don't find any matches, but hints of the curvature and general quality of the writing suggests the note was written by someone of a well-educated background, possibly of noble blood. This directs him to Canterlot, where a trial is going on for a well-known kidnapper and ransomer, and he's going to be put to execution in three days.
Turns out, he's one of the nobility, and suddenly, Wanderer finds his best lead. He's about to be put to death, though, so Wanderer needs to concoct a plan to either stop the execution, interrogate the prisoner before he's killed, or get a well-known criminal out of prison - legally or otherwise. This leads to a lot of panicked shenanigans as Wanderer puts together the most daring prison break plan of his life.
He gathers some allies from Canterlot's seedy underbelly, or at least tries to, and the bumbling band of misfits breaks into Canterlot's high-security dungeon under the castle under the guise of prison guards, using Lunar Guard uniforms stolen from the armory. They snake their way through the tunnels and come up to the bars of the prison, offering the criminal a way out in exchange for a piece of information.
The criminal heartily agrees, and after Wanderer shows him the note, he quickly nods his head, saying he's the one who wrote it (though whether he actually did or not is up to chance...). The Guard finds out about this, however, and the trio must fight their way out of the prison in order to make it safely out of the city. They injure a good portion of the prison guard patrols and make it out of the castle, and so begins a mad dash for the train station as the entire Royal Guard division at the castle barrels down on them like a herd of very angry and insulted buffalo.
Once they're on the train and out, though, pressure builds as Wanderer starts asking questions and getting very vague answers, his own temper building as time ticks away. His son could be out there, anywhere, and his only lead is this low-down criminal who makes a business off torturing parents and making money off their pain. Eventually, though, he manages to... 'convince' the criminal - a couple broken bones would make anyone talk - to tell him the exact location of his son.
He's in a warehouse at the Fillydelphia Harbor in Horseshoe Bay, but he doesn't remember which storage crate he threw the kid in. After a bit more of a furious beating and leaving the criminal for dead, Wanderer heads off to Fillydelphia to rescue his son.
Upon arriving at the warehouse - getting directions and making some friends along the way -, he breaks in to find it a high-volume trade zone for slavery. Something snaps in his brain as he hears the wailing of children from shipping containers all around him, and he's found himself stuck as to what to do. Charge in and try to save everyone, but get himself killed in the process? Or hang back, and risk letting his own son be released into the hooves or claws or whatever of some evil master, forced into slave labor for the rest of his life?
That, my friends... is a story for another day.
you put a pankake on twilights head. further confusing the poor pony of your existance.
Cupcakes
1735003 I think you missed the reference.
1737214 i didnt i saw it
he goes on adventures with sweetie belle and finds every single fragment instantaneously