time is a crime

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

Spiral really has no idea what they're doing and they hope you like what you're reading.

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

"We are all born mad. Some remain so." -Estragon, Waiting for Godot

haha rainbow machine go brrr

I'm not a pony, but I sure act like one.

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.