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Beware The Carpenter


What looks white when it's glad, red when it's sad and transparent when scared; sleeps through the night yet hides from the sun, won't give its name but pretends it's a bee and enjoys rollerskating?

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Not many ponies knew it, but Celestia had made every Smartypants doll in Equestria for almost a thousand years...


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Twilight takes the train to Alkzum Mental Asylum to visit her younger brother.

Secrets; every family has them.


Satellite story to Limits of the Horizon

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Shining Armor's son learns Pinkie Pie's identical triplet daughters are planning the apocalypse.

He overreacts.


Sequel to The S Game

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Storm of Secrets was my first story, and I made a number of beginners mistakes. I've tried to fix them but Limits of the Horizon is much better. Read this if you want to skip to LOTH without reading through SOS.

Update: as of October 2015; SOS has been HEAVILY revised and is worth re-reading until about the time they reach the forest. So far I haven't updated this summary but it's still good enough to go by.


Cadance or Canterlot? Faced with an impossible decision, Shining Armor spirals down a dangerous path. Twilight refuses to leave his side, but when a bad decision causes the situation to escalate far beyond his control; Shining Armor must face the possibility of losing everything he loves.

After years of waiting, Rainbow Dash has finally joined the Wonderbolts but it's not turning out anything like she had hoped. When a mysterious unicorn appears out of nowhere to save Derpy and disappears just as suddenly, Dash resolves to find him; following him into a world of dark secrets she could have never possibly imagined.

Twilight can tell Shining Armor is hiding something from her; he promised not to, but he is. Every night he wakes up screaming, and every day he's more afraid. She doesn't know how to help him, but he won't survive without it.

This is Cadance; can anypony hear me? We're trapped in the Everfree Forest. All I see are trees in every direction, but there's something out there; and it's coming closer. Shining Armor is sick, I think he's dying. Please, if anypony finds this message, send help.

Look at them; the blissfully ignorant citizens of Ponyville. They think their freedom comes without cost. They believe the peace they enjoy has no price. They have no idea of the war that is waged, and the sacrifices made, to win these things which they take for granted. But that is how it must be. If they ever learned the truth, everything would be undone. Listen well to my story, consider it, and then never speak of it for as long as you live. If you tell even one pony, Equestria will burn.


Set one year, after season two, in an alternate universe where Shining Armor and Cadance never married. After months of anticipation and preparation, the wedding was postponed indefinitely, one week before it was scheduled to take place. No explanation was given to the citizens of Canterlot.

Forget everything after season 2


I mostly wrote this for anyone wanting to read Limits of the Horizon’s (which is much better than SOS) without reading the full prequel. Also; I began writing SOS with the idea that while in Equestria I would try to mimic the lighthearted/ semi-corny overtones of the show but get more serious/ darker after they enter the Everfree Forest about chapter 10, so if you want to use the summary to skip the intro, be my guest.

There are a few things that I’ve changed my mind on since I first wrote this. Some of them I’ve edited in the main story (ex: breaking apart the longer chapters) but there are still some minor plot discrepancies. Sometime I hope to go back and fully update Storm of Secrets, but in the meantime the summary trumps the main story.

For anyone who read SOS when it was first published, the only important change is that Shining Armor and Twilight’s parents now worked in the Restricted Archived.
(The idea had always been that they were workaholics who were never home, and Twilight and Shining Armor never even knew what their parents were doing. Originally I’d said they were secret agents; but then I looked back at it and thought… “No.”)


Song based off a story told in chapter nine, (you can listen to the song before chapter nine, but it will be a major plot spoiler). Denorious

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They lied to me. They told me I’d been sick, that I'd contracted a virus, and that’s why I couldn't remember two years of my life. Celestia, my friends, Shining Armor, Cadance, Spike… they all looked me straight in the eye, and told me the same thing, the same lie, for eighteen years.

I will never forgive them.


Equestria at peace and Luna by her side, Celestia has everything she ever wanted. But now that she has what she asked for, Celestia refuses to uphold her end of the deal and Zecora does not abide broken contracts.


You think I’m crazy; don’t you? You’re just like all the others, judging me before you know me because you believe everything you hear without even considering that that the world might be wrong; because you don’t think!

I don’t care.

The world doesn’t know me, Celestia’ doesn’t understand me, and you don’t deserve to glimpse the world I live in.


Set twenty-two years after Storm of Secrets.
Reading trhe Summary of Storm of Secrets is recommended but this hyper summary will brief you on everything you need to know -

World:

1. Most alicorns are mortal unicorn/pegasi with an average amount of magic. There are six cosmic forces that require an Alicorn to steward them, and when one steward dies another takes over, becomes immortal, and gains a large but non-ridiculous power boost.

2. MQ is a measure for a unicorn's raw magical power. An average unicorn had 100 MQ. Unicorns with more than 400MQ are referred to as Alpha Unicorns. Twilight 636, Celestia 1220.

Plotline:

1. The Everfree Forest is bigger on the inside than the outside. The deeper levels include multiple hives of changelings and monsters called Terrormongers who can create illusions, feed off fear, and are being held at bay by a secret Equestrian army corp called Everfree Rangers. (Details unimportant.)

2. Rainbow Dash is married to a Ranger veteran named Silent Storm.

3. Zecora is a martial art master; and has trained elite rangers for years, including Shining Armor and Silent Storm.

4. Shining Armor has gotten a massive boost to his power, and now has an MQ over 1800.

5. Cadance is Luna and Celestia's niece! Her mother is Celestia's half-sister who stewards the oceans and rules the island Queendom of Oatlantis.


There will be satellite stories linked in the authors notes of various chapters; read them if you want a fuller picture of what's going on. Some of them have less obvious connections, then others, but they are all relevant; particularly Forsaken and Celestia's Smartypants.

I almost rated this story mature. This is not a clopfic or a gorefic, but there are a lot of serious issues including things like rape, torture, suicide, addictions etc. Consider the story to have a lot of mature content, not juvenile content. I don't claim to have all the answers about everything I touch on; but I hope I've at least asked the right questions, in a way that will make people think.

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To save his life, Iron Will needed to find a mare, convince her to pretend to be his true love, convince his brother that they were in love and then fake his death heroically defending her from... something, and he had one afternoon to do it in.

This was a brilliant idea, what could possibly go wrong?




Set between an alternate ending of season 2 and Storm of Secrets



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Listen to me, and pay heed to my words
Young citizen of the Equestrian herd;
For many long years have been seen by these eyes
And through trial and prudence, my heart has grown wise.
The time has come for you to know
The truth of my past, in years long ago.
Nights of passion and of years of war
Endless depths of wondrous lore
Deadly perils and unmeasured glory
Will you listen, as I tell my story?


Satellite story to Limits of the Horizon

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Sequel to Spitfire's Pet Unicorn. (It's a one-shot.)

Cadance or Canterlot? Faced with an impossible decision, Shining Armor embarks down a dangerous path. Twilight refuses to leave his side, but when a bad decision causes the situation to escalate far beyond his control; Shining Armor must face the possibility of losing everything he loves.

After years of waiting, Rainbow Dash has finally joined the Wonderbolts but it's not turning out anything like she had hoped. When a mysterious unicorn appears out of nowhere to save Derpy and disappears just as suddenly, Dash resolves to find him; following him into a world of dark secrets she could have never possibly imagined.

Twilight can tell her brother is hiding something; he promised not to, but he is. Every night he wakes up screaming, and every day he's more afraid. She doesn't know how to help him, but he won't survive without it.

This is Cadence; can anypony hear me? We're trapped in the Everfree Forest. All I see are trees in every direction, but there's something out there; and it's coming closer. Shining Armor is sick, I think he's dying. Please, if anypony finds this message, send help.

Look at them; the blissfully ignorant citizens of Ponyville. They think their freedom comes without cost. They believe the peace they enjoy has no price. They have no idea of the war that is waged, and the sacrifices made, to win these things which they take for granted. But that is how it must be. If they ever learned the truth, everything would be undone. Listen well to my story, consider it, and then never speak of it for as long as you live. If you tell even one pony, Equestria will burn!


Set one year after and alternate ending to season two. Shining Armor and Cadence never married. Three weeks before the wedding was scheduled to take place, it was postponed indefinitely. No explanation was given to the citizens of Canterlot.

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