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Beware The Carpenter

What looks white when it's glad, red when it's sad and transparent when scared; sleeps through the night yet hides from the sun, won't give its name but pretends it's a bee and enjoys rollerskating?


Shining Armor's son learns Pinkie Pie's identical triplet daughters are planning the apocalypse.

He overreacts.

Sequel to The S Game

Chapters (1)
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Comments ( 19 )

That is terrible, horabobble, and has no redeeming social Value whatever.


Oh deer. All that for the Worst Pun Ever. (I admit, I chuckled. You get a like.)

I am…at a loss for words to describe this story.

(And that's a good thing.)

Fave and like.

This story: Goodbye unknown, hello popularity!

Oh darn, I just gave all my weekly allotted yes to the last story I read. Will you accept an IOU for thirty Yes?


Maybe :trixieshiftleft: What kind of interest does your yes bank offer? :trixieshiftright:

Leave they did, and with a hop, skip and a jump found themselves hired into a traveling circus, owned by a llama named Duck.

This is where I upvoted.

I was originally thinking you were going for a Too Many Pinkie Pies route, going on about them being clones. But you... you pulled this off. I don't even know what to say, but take all of my Yes.


Thanks :twilightsmile:

I swear, I actually invented the Mcpie triplets before season 3 came out, I'm just behind in my writing.

1.8% compounding yearly, deposited directly into your Yes savings.


Sold! :pinkiehappy:

This is my Yes bank account number

1138 - 528 - :applejackunsure: :pinkiehappy: :fluttershysad: - 672 - :rainbowdetermined2: :raritywink: :twilightsmile: - :twilightsheepish: :pinkiehappy: :pinkiehappy:

But if you don't pay on time, it turns into this

1138 - 528 -:ajbemused: :pinkiecrazy: :flutterrage: - 672 - :rainbowwild: :raritydespair: :twilightangry2: - :facehoof: :pinkiecrazy: :pinkiecrazy:

And then they eat you :scootangel:


Transaction complete! Your thirty-two yes will be deposited in two days!


Thirty yesses gaining two more yesses at 1.8 interest a year in two days? :pinkiehappy:

I like the math of your yesbank! :twilightsmile:

Can I join?

My eyes are bleeding from how stupid this is.

This is the best thing I've ever read.

That pun, man. That pun!:facehoof:

But hey, it was still hilarious! Looks like you actually managed to get random comedy down perfectly, so kudos to you! Do you know just how hard that is?!

You sir, have earned both my respect, and my hatred. I salute you on achieving the near impossiblr.

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