Togie <3

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Holy shit I keep forgetting this place is even a thing. I should probably do some stuff on here...

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Hi. I'm just some guy, you know.

Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.

An enigma as vexing as life itself.

Some weird person who writes stories about ponies. You should probably just ignore him.

Forget not that I am a derp.