I have no idea what I'm doing. But I'm glad that you've taken the time out of your day to watch me flail around like a fish out of water. Here's hoping we're all entertained by the end...

TARKUUUUUUUS!

If anyone wants to send me any fan art or cover art, send it to my deviant art page, I would love some fan art. Other Name RIspy5655. My Editor is PinkieLunaShy, for all the stories.

Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.

"RoMS I love you even though you OTP Rarijack!" Monochromatic~

Jack of all trades, master of none. I've got too many ideas and not enough time, so expect few updates on a bunch of stories.

I didn't really think that a potato bomb could work, but it did.

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

Well what can I say I'm a simple guy that like romance,tragedy and comedy. And I from Mexico

Just a brony, writing and reading stories, struggling with an alter ego, and trying to be as sarcastic and witty as I can on this site.

Thank you to all who serve, and all who have served.

And then there's this asshole.