They're gonna mess up my FUCKING TOMATOES.

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

Come closer, I don't bite...unless you're into that.

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

Just an anonymous clop artist who's trying his hand at clopfic. Most of the clopfic stories around here are all build-up, and only a little sex. My focus is different. Not romance. Hardcore sex.

Follower of great writers and artists; I'm here to create stories for artists and spread the word of great writers everywhere, and I'm always willing to accept and give help to everypony

Just a Colorado brony who makes some good stories. Celestia and Pinkie Pie are best ponies!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I cook my chicken skin side down to make sure I only judge it by the content of its character.

If you want some cover-art done, send me a message!

Will be creative for Coke and Mike and Ikes.

If you have ideas for a story or just plain comments, send me an email at nekosama42@gmail.com.

Bio? What is this....... bio? Not much to go around on my end over here. Average guy, average Brony. What more can one say? I do seem to have a knack for making stories really really fast

Sup fellow MLP lovers. Not much to say about myself. I'm just a brony that loves to write and would love to put up my work for others to enjoy.