"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

A Plague Rat

a home-grown australian who embraced being a member of the fandom 2 days before joining. Willingly delved into the fandom whole-heartedly and has never looked back

Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

Giving you the truth, no matter how bad it hurts.

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

Your mom says I'm very handsome

I'm sorry to all of you.

Just a skinny white guy from Montana, I think ponies and guns are the best inventions in life.

[aka FlutterWitch, aka MidnightChaos, aka The Witching Hour]

Always ready for a good laugh or a good massacre, it depends. I have become MORE I've become a DORITO!

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

A guy from switzerland who likes cheese, mountains and horse words.... lots and lots of horse words.