One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Everyone has a story. The question to ask is, what do you want others to read in yours?

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

An author that is no longer writing. I loved and learned a lot from being here. Thank you for appreciating my words!

You ever wonder why we're here?

I don't want to give out information here... Because obviously you're all going to use it against me. It's alright, I live in a cardboard box and I move it around a lot, so you'll never be able to.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.