I do be writing. You do be reading

Neither man nor mouse nor glom of nit.

Don't make the same mistake I made, kids; When the police shout "drop it!", that doesn't refer to your pants.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Love dark stories in general, love MLP:FiM more than any fandom I have been in before, dabble in Battletech, Warhammer 40k, background in Mechanical Engineering, Physics, Psychology and a Philosophy.

Self-taught writer from Las Vegas, Nevada. I have no idea what I'm doing, but it seems to be working out okay so far. (Enjoying my writing? How about a tip? https://ko-fi.com/type_writer )

I write horse words. Sometimes people pay me to.

This is where my filth goes

Just a tired Welshman with a penchant for writing. You can also catch me on TikTok! Now with added Ko-Fi!

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

I. AM. INSPIRED!

A reader first, a writer second.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Exactly what it says on the tin.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Hunter, fisher, father, son, husband, rescue Greyhound owner, and occasional fanfic writer.

Habitual loafer. Occasional storywriter.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Author & Editor; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse; Runs a Nightclub on Holodeck 2.

Brony. Gay Brony. Gay Brony sailing the Gallbar ship (and others) until death do us part. Come follow my random gay self on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ParkerPenpony

I'm just here to write.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

To Infect and Corrupt

Mostly harmless.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Not a changeling.

"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing." – Benjamin Franklin

I laugh when people think I know what I'm doing.

No.

Chase the sun, and it will smile upon you.

Some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you/Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused.

Good Night

An alt for porn commissions.

This is a superfluous feature and you should feel superfluous.

thehalfelf, otherwise known as The Black Wizard, is a strange, humanized cactus whose only intention is to 1) play all of the video games and B) ship all the ponies

You can't see the forest...

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

Applejack is best pony~~

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

Hello there, friends. I've long admired the artistic branch of the Brony community, so I decided, "You know what? I'm sure no one will mind if I contribute something myself." Let the adventure begin.