Kiss me, my account is 10!

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.

I write, I draw, and both tend to be a bit grimdark. Hopefully writing ponies will mitigate that somewhat.

I am a rockstar!

Just remember, you're here forever.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

I am a slightly unstable surrealist. MLP:FiM actually kept me from committing suicide. Any questions?

Just starting to write fics, constructive criticism is greatly appreciated.

Get your cyber CupCAKeS here

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Just the occasional resident dragon here among ponies. Writing seems focused on game cross overs with some originals in the works.

An entity of what does the wordsgood with ponies. Buy me a coffee?

im somedude loving fanfics

Part-time writer; Full-time lover

Well lets see what kind of trouble i can get into.

Just some Danish dude.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfDbWuUw5uY&feature=share&list=PL4QlcCPqZ1YWolgi_YX0A25t-rX6SLWoN&index=101

an australian bronie with no time on his hands.

You won't find me here.

wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

A hopeless Luna fanatic, and a nerd of all (or at least most) things video game-related. Favorite games include Pokémon, Super Smash Bros, BlazBlue, Metroid Prime, Donkey Kong Country, and more.