I write weird stuff.

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back.

"You think you know me..."

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Hello! My name is Stratocaster, pegasus, musician, and author extraordinaire! Feel free to browse my work, leave plenty of feedback, and chat with me at any time! :D I hope you enjoy! *waves*

The more I shitpost, the more crippling my depression gets. Imma shitpost more.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

I'm a go playing brony who reads and writes fan fiction works. That's about all you need to know.

Just your average everyday pony fan~ And also, I'm the author of the Ruby Destiny series~ :3