Converting daydreams into stories helps me pretend to be human.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.

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Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

I'm your friendly neighborhood Sir Dies-A-Lot, and I have a habit of resurrecting more often than Jesus! If you came for quality content, then you'd best high-tail it outta here! ...Because I suck.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

loves tiaras.