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Rookie writer Brony, just here to share my stories with everyone

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I do be writing. You do be reading

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Canon x OC, that's my specialty, both in art and in MLP stories

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Providing a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite since 2012

I really have no idea what I'm doing. Just got a wild hair and decided to write a story. I've discovered my creativity is fueled by green thumbs and conversational comments...also a few beers.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Suggest who you want to see next in the Heartwarming moment series in my Blog.

They say misery loves company. Not quite. I love Misery's company.

"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019