The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.
Fighting for freedom, wherever there's trouble, GI Joe is there! GI Joooo.... okay, where did the tie-dyed horses come from?!
"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!
"You can't kill me . . . I've been rejected by death."
(He/They) Sometimes you just want to hear your favorite story told a little different
Who can take a rainbow, color it with dew, graze under it with a cupcake or two, the Ponyman, oh the Ponyman can.
i think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down
Now that the tracking feature is back, my name actually makes a bit of sense.
All you need to know is that wheels frustrate me, I don't trust fairies, and prickly pear tea is delicious.
[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that