I didn't do it, I swear!

“I hate alternate timelines. They make for messy bookkeeping.” —Squishydodo, Black-ops Elf, Sluggy Freelance

I'm a bee. With nothing inside. I'm not sure what else you were expecting.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

You know you're chiller and you're flipper and you're hipper than that. So face your demon, stop screamin', and pummel it flat! | Soon™

Please help keep this place a Logic Free Zone. Thank you.

Just another SARpone, here for my daily fics.

Pfffffffffffffttt....

Action and darkness. Those are my specialties

So many different universes between these pages. I've a big backlog to catch up on...

I try to write fanfiction. oh also I'm a brony.

Editor, gamer, and smartass. Mostly that last one.

I've been lurking for a while, and decided I might as well get an account. It makes following stories easier.

And then there's this asshole.

Just a reader that is lost in all genres.... p_q