Sibling writer and platonic love connoisseur. Cuddlefic Specialist. Analysis and fanfiction in dangerously wholesome G dosages. Support me on Kofi!

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Just a lesbian with a laptop.

I just headbutt the keyboard till my ideas spill out into writing. Sometimes it works.

A fellow traveler...

Writing is just pain leaving the spirit...

Welcome back to the cum zone

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We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

I have been known to write smol horse words on occasion.

This is a site about Ponies..... Why is it so awesome?

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Mostly harmless.

Horrifically Fun

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

"Never let your fear of being criticized stop you from expressing yourself through art." ~Fluttershy.

Death is a preferable alternative to communism.

Want to know how far someone can get writing fan-fictions without watching the show? Lets find out together!

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

The self-appointed leader of the Twilight Sparkle Fan Club - Netherworld Branch (Please don't tell Titania, dood)

"You think you know me..."

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Writing the stories you didn't know you wanted. I think.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

Just a guy that writes fan fiction from time to time.

Author of "Filly Fooling," "Cuddling," and "Spread."

I'm that one guy who refuses to put a capital letter at the start of his user name.

Shut up. Just write.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

"The changeling looked at the foal much like a space explorer would look at an alien life form. He resisted the urge to prod it." - Flitter

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