I do be writing. You do be reading

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

[COMMISSIONS OPEN] I've written stuff with ponies, I've written stuff with Pokémon, I've written stuff with SCP-1471, and you can find my big dumb self at Prince_Polaris on nearly everything! 💙

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Mostly harmless.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

It would seem that I was not put here to write but all things good will come to me if I only try.

The greatest source of inspiration for the stories I write is my insane day dreams.