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Ah, que the awkward tension of catching him peeking on Daring..... And the realization that he liked it. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Spike_lolface.png
Great chapter bro
love the new chapter things are starting to get even more interesting :)
I'm not the greatest of fighters am I?
Being punched in the face by a hoof is no good nor is it fun...
What if, now bear with me here, what if the main character is actually a woman?
>Everybody search for the first sign of male life in this fic.
Awesome so far!
He should've been given a knife.
2508977 Bro, let's be serious, there are no girls on the internet, only very effeminate men.
2509065
Excluding Solecism.
Alright, it was good up until the end. I've been read way too many fics that have the end go out with a blow to the face. In order for that kind of thing to happen it would have to be a hit akin to the kind recieved from a professional boxer. And those kind of hits aren't the ones that are really given out all that often. The punches have to be done in the right place with just the right amount of force.
A hit from a zebra, especially a ponified zebra, would leave you either extremely dazed or bloody in the face and pissed after you take a few seconds to recover.
These kind of chapter endings always piss me off when they go off and put that kind of cheap gimmick in!
Hey! OW! Wha'cha doin' indirectly hittin' your readers in the face for?!
Heh, I don't mind. I can't feel it after all. But if I could feel it, I would be finding me a different story to read. One where there are things more worthy of feeling. *wink* Heh, too cheesy?
Cause walking around without a shirt is now taboo in Equestria.
Whenever anyone says,"LOOK OUT!", why is the first choice always seem to be to stand and turn around. Just the nature of the words imply something is coming that is not friendly.
Oh me, I couldn't help myself if I see a beautiful mare showering.
Daring makes such a wonderful companion.
Question, how does a hoof actually hit you in the face if you are standing up? I mean unless there is some mighty convenient terrain that puts the Zebra to eye level with you then it ain't gonna happen.
Daring is Dash without color... still sexy
Yep. Daring Do and Locke Cole would get along famously:
i.imgur.com/JUvH8.png
Did you like stockpile these chapters?!? You get this out fast!
wow. probably the first time a second-person story character actually sounded like me.
followin'
2509211 Zebras and their ilk kick a lot harder than humans are physically capable of...
Now things are getting good!
Next scene: Daring and "I" wake up hanging upside down in some dank dungeon. Cue epic escape scene! Can't wait, absolutely adore this idea. Love the budding relationship between Anon and Daring.
2509691 A hoof possibly not the fore hoof and if it isn't then that's a buck and a horses can deffenitly buck head hight and over.
2510815 I dunno, if ponies only reach up to the waist of an average guy and standing on both legs would only extend their height to around torso level reaching above a human's head or even at it's level from the ground seems like a stretch
2510847 I've heard of people being kicked in the head by them but you may be right.
2509691
Jumping foreleg punch maybe?
2508900 No. As a matter a fact, even getting whacked in the face by a stick hurts.
Hooves would have probably shattered something in there. And don't even get me started on the potential infections that could result from this.
2510847
But if the pony's size is to the torso or that the tip of their head reaches the beginning of your chest then they can at least stand up to your head.
2511289
Yeah it's a good thing he got some sort of super strength while he was there, otherwise he'll have a broken face. As for the infections, well do they walk on everything with those hooves so...
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Unless you got drugged you got to miss this epic escape scene, but at least you get to listen to this song while hearing Daring Do about what she's going to do next while trying to save you both.
(If you remember watching the movie, you should go to 0:45 for the part that plays that "memorable" drugged scene of the movie where you miss all the awesome stuff Roy does while he rescues June)
*You wake up and see Daring Do swinging across from you in the other room*
Daring: swings by* "Don't worry!" swings back* "I got this!" swings by* "We'll get out of here soon!"
*You fall back asleep and then you wake up again to see Daring dragging a cart with you on it while arrows whiz by*
Daring: notices you* "You gotta hang on we're almost out of here!"
*You go back to sleep and wake up on a place that appears to be a cliff*
Daring: Grabs you* "Looks we have no choice but to take a leap of faith, hopefully my wing is better now."
*Daring jumps off the cliff while still staring at you before you got to asleep again. You wake up for the final time to see Daring turns to look at you while enjoying her meal.*
Daring: "So, are you going to stay awake this time or am I going have to drag you to the next town again?"
2511006 Maybe if the Zebra was an avatar of this guy
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2511568 By the way, I made a few updates to the fourth chapter on my story. No new additions, just a few edits to clean up the chapter.
2510475>>2509691>>2509211
(By the way, I'm not exactly arguing against any of you here, just providing information.)
We're not talking about real-world mountain zebras that on average measure around 130+ centimeters tall (at the withers, since the majority of the horse/zebra's height is legs and torso), 240+ centimeters long (excluding a 45+ centimeters tail), 80+ centimeters wide, and a mass of 288+ kilograms (365+ pounds). We're talking about a My Little Pony 'Zebra', which much more closely measures somewhere around the estimate of ~105 centimeters tall (at the head, since roughly half of the Pony's height is head and neck), ~120 centimeters long (excluding a ~60 centimeters tail), ~30 centimeters wide, and a mass of ~44 kilograms (~97 pounds), estimates based off of several in-canon clues to the dimensions of Ponies.
In fact, what we're talking about are '(Zebra) Ponies', which have completely different proportions compared to real-world zebras:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v649/Velg/Zecora.png
redorbit.com/media/uploads/2012/06/Mountain-Zebra-Equus-zebra.jpg
Thus, the physical attributes (such as kick force) of a real-world zebra/horse/pony/etc. is largely irrelevant and inapplicable to MLP, as '(Zebra) Ponies' are NOT equivalent to or even smaller scale versions of real equines — they are definitely entirely different creatures altogether that only superficially resemble the real-world versions.
EDIT: INB4 someone brings up the "LOL it's magic I don't have to explain shit" excuse to handwave the issue away without a thought.
2511736
that joke has been done to death
Don't listen to the people raging about the chapter. It was good.
2509417
Eh, probably the showering part.
2512814
Thank you!
That's one of the nicest things I've heard all year.
love the story keep up the good work i45.servimg.com/u/f45/17/45/57/92/dks_ml11.png unrelated picture because fuck you
K.O
Fuck
He better get that eagle relic and hope it would give him the equivalent of a magical falcon punch
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DIS GON BE GUD
Ouch... He got Falcon Punched to the face...
So... Daring is wearing a shirt that is not covering any of her privates. Gah, it's not even covering her flanks aka cutie mark. Nevertheless when without it, she considers herself naked somehow and seems somewhat offended that "we" saw her. While not really making much sense, I guess we can say it's a social / mental / subconscious thingy, when she just *must* have something on her, no matter how ineffective in covering anything it is, because it was a social norm back were she came from. I wonder which community made her develop such... customs, let's say.
2518336 perhaps its because shes almost always in danger in some way and the clotheds give her some form of comfort, so when seen without them she feels wonurable
2515043
ugh
please, never make that joke again
First time it's said something I would actually do
As of now I still got the impression that the guy is a complete idiot and totally oblivious to what goes on around him, hopefully this changes.
This is a fun read.
What the fuck is this guy made of? Plywood? Carbon?
One punch and he's out? Freaking pansy.
Who punched him, Mane-y Pacquiao?