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PREPARE FOR RAPE! 28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3dhytEf9T1r4bxtio5_250.gif
I shall claim second then read and what not
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Damn Twilight, never knew you were so devious.
Screw it, Im claiming third as well.
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Wait! I would never play pranks on Lance! Please tell me I'm safe! Please!? I mean, sure you had problems in Ponyville, but I was stuck on the ski resort with....Vine. *cowers in a corner* I don't want that to happen again.
560270: Prepare like a Boss.
AND Fifth
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560298:
Because for the lutz
INCOMING RAPE TRAIN
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RUN LANCE IF U MUST SACRIFICE YOURSELF TO SAVE SPARK!
Lance is probably gonna get raped to save spark i can tell its gonna happen in this ^.^
560298 you're safe. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/discord.png
Good sirs, we must prepare, GET ME MY RAPE PROOF TANK!
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Aw shit son. Its about to get real!
FUCK! Sucks to be you, Shadow! Don't forget, the heat is coming in my storyline in a week too! you are doubily fucked!
No birthday party for me?
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...
Fuck it, I got to play laser tag all day anyways.
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Well, what to do...
TURN INTO A PEGASUS AND FLYYYY!!!!!
I hear Tartarus is nice that time of year...
560361 Great
560348 Fueled up and ready to deploy!
Supplies for how many?
SHADOW, BLAZE! QUICK, COME WITH ME IF YOU DON'T WANNA GET RAPED!
Yeah, it's good to be The Traveler.
wait.... do filles go into heat if they are mature? O.o if they do...... Spark is in trouble.
560394 *sighs in relief* Nathan, you are my savior!
560389 Everypony we can fit! So we need a lot of toilet paper.
"If I ever end up in a zombie apocalypse with you... I'm tripping you"
TO THE EXTREEEMEEEEEEEEE
YEAAAHHH!!
Ok let's check the list
Food check
Sparks and Kara check
Safe place to hide check
And let see
All of my friends getting raped check!
Beaten to death when heat is over from friends
Uncheck
P.s what about Fawn
560425 Got it.
Hype, load up and ready my rape-proof Marauder.
On it!
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Wait a minute. I thought that Frederic was planning on making a secret bunker for heat season after what had happened before. Ehh oh well, besides I am sure that this will be way more funny than just having everyone hide in a bunker. Oh and question: If all the mares will be after the stallions, what will Vinetian be chasing during the heat season? (Please forgive me if I spelled your name wrong)
Cod Nazi zombies reference anybody
Wood,hammer,windows,zombies(mares)
Where's my juggernaught and quick revive
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good luck bro
You plan to sacrifice your friends...
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GOOD, THERE IS MUCH EVIL IN THIS ONE
560404
your character is not there yet i believe.
560460 Grate, now let's drive to the hills and set up a rape proof base!
560501 Actually, I think she was introduced last chapter. I could be wrong, though
Oh god, here come the zombie hordes (mares in heat) TAKE COVER, FOR SHIT IS ABOUT TO RAIN FROM THE SKY
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560394 WAIT! Don't leave me here with them! Even I can't outpace a swarm of mares in heat!
560379 Follow me, my friend!
Indeed, we are going to hide out in the Everfree Forest!
If we're lucky, old man Bleak will let us stay at his place for the few days...
Yeah, what they said. Anyway, would you two like to join us?
560551
Hell Yes!
Just as soon as we finish up Father Night's Rape-proof Base. We'll drive over to pick you up.
Don't worry, the vehicle's rape-proof.
560512 Ha! go ahead and run, I will stand right here *points to the ground in the middle of Manehatten
And nothings gonna change my mind *hears the distant clatter of thousands of hooves
Yup, not gonna move *hooves get louder followed by the sound of glass breaking
Not gonna... *see thousands of mares flood into the street
O_______O ..........
FUCK
560507
she was, but she's spark's age, not at that point in development yet.
Rape not rapped XD
ALL ABOARD!!
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Now I'll just be hiding in my usual haystack for the next 7 days, Good Luck to everypony who doesn't know how to blend in!
560568 If Spark's old enough to get a wingboner I think we should worry
560566 Why would you stay there!?
*opens a portal and takes you away*
Are you OK!?
SIMPLE
We just get into my hovertanks
I give you all wapons
WE fight it out
LANCE, YOU TRAITOR YOU
I SHALL MAKE SURE YOU PAY FER DIS
560566 you ot that right in fact I am about to do another heat of the chase chapter 2 again in my story (but no rapping), cause it is as well getting to that time of year.
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Oh crap my charaters are royaly screwed
560587 Why did you take me?! I was ready!
*opens a tear above the mob of mares
Ciao Breeze * salutes
And Flutter's behind ya *jumps into tear
560584
dangnabit!
OH SHIT! NOVA! wait, WTF!
stupid Alicorn fastened maturity cycle!
huzzah for once im not late to the party
*sees story is preparing for heat*
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If little fillies can go into heat
My conclusion is that nova will try to rape spark
560615 Hurry Fred hurry!
You're daughter's at stake!!!
560596 Wait, what!? Great I'm gonna be in Ponyville during heat season 3 times now!
560603 What!? *turns back and sees Fluttershy* Oh...hey Fluttershy. Um...I'm going to...*she tackles me* Well....at least I'm with the mare I love.
560627
usually i have ideas, but this is ambushed by rogue with sneak attack maxed out!
560636 Dont worry I always help my friends out that are in a jam