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FIRST GOD DAMN IT!!
second? Shit gonna be intense
201419 YOUR FACE GOD DAMN IT
201432 ...I WAS HERE THE MOMENT IT WAS UPLOADED...skype, i love you so...
Today is a fine day I say! Why you ask? Because it's all grey! Nice and somber and a bit depressing. With a hint of snow in the air, I better be careful dressing. And how you ask, will I dress myself? Simple; a jacket, some boots, a hunting knife, and a silver bell. It rings and it rings as I kill and I sing.
Hearken ye ponies! Come to your deaths! It's easier than being alive! For this one's a slow death! One to the head! It's all for the best! Would you rather have your dreams broken? Or lay in a nice death bed?
Today is a nice day. For the rivers run red. With meat of blacks, whites, asians, Jamaicans. You name em' they're dead! Such a cold wintry day! With the nipping cold, perfect to hide the stench, of the rotting and the old. For I have to cover my crimes you see? Lest the police and the voices find me.
And oh do those voices screech. They scream and wail and call. For blood in mortar for flesh stucco to decorate the walls. For strings of guts and pancreases on walls. Like macabre christmas, one for the bald! Today is a nice day for death by gun. One affectionately named; LOCK STOCK AND GUN.
There should be different fights of different chars now
Me VS. Zorrow
Peter VS. Avehand
Opposite dimension Fredric VS. This dimension Fredric
Exc.
Do they not realize that even if they are controlling lance and graze the ponys themselves will still get hurt
201483 ok...you have truly gone insane...
201492
They know that
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
What music should i put for the battle?
201499 though seriously, murder is awful. While it's fun at first the mess afterwards is just ungodly. I'm serious here you have to wear latex gloves while cleaning up the corpse and then getting rid of all the chemicals via. medicinal flush. Oh and don't even get me started on the cost for an intro venal drip or medicinal. Also you need alot of bleach to get the smell of blood outta your carpets. My point is, murder costs serious money. That and jail time. And horrible guilt if you aren't a complete madman.
201483
Go on...
good for you
201484 But, but
Wheres the love
the love
the love?
Ok.....This shit's gonna end with broken fucking bones.....The questions are:
How many time will the word FUCK! be used next chapter?
&
How many broken bones will be acquired thanks to Kill and Break?
Only time will tell.....
201515And?
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201514
Yeah, we need music. Can you find some
201528 enough that even 201515 is not insane enough to try a count!
Best. Fucking. Remix. Of . All. Time.
201539 ...i got some but it depends on what you need...
201546 I allready call dibs!
201539 YES!
What do you have in mind?
Rock
Orchestral
Fighter Game Music
Dubstep
Drumstep
Electro...
201544
wtf
201550 he has already heard some of mine so we will see...
201563 Me 2
201532 You'd need at least 250 CCs of medicine. That alone would...probably cost at least, and I stress this AT LEAST 2,000 dollars. That being said some of the drugs you'd need only work on a freshly dead corpse, not to mention you'd have to at least have a PH.D in Anastasia, those people work with some serious shit. Continuing on, where the hell would you store the body without it being traced back to you? Even if you take all the precautions listed above, you'd need to have to scatter the bodies friggin everywhere. And I mean at least three states over. That being said the best people to kill are those who are complete and utter strangers, like a random dude you would meet on a subway. Continuing from that, where would you kill him? You'd have to transport all the aforementioned supplies with you or else you'd get caught instantly via. Eye Witnesses. And even then you'd have to be a master infiltrator. I'm talking Sam Phisher from Splinter Cell.
Oh and a friendly tip, always have a partner in crime. They will always come in handy whenever you need someone to back up your alibi when you are arrested on suspicion. Ending this all, I'd say grab yourself a plane ticket, hop over to the middle east, head on over to one of those warring nations, and kill to your heart's content if you really need to.
Hope that helped all you insane bastardos- DDF
201546 201559
We need:
Rock
Dubstep
Fighter game music
or what ever seems cool.
Send only the best music you have! This scene will be awesome!
201559 I honestly like starting off with some badass Orchestral turning into some intense vibes and beat
201572 Hemmmmmmmmm
Ill see what i can find
201565 well if he needs some thing thats not like dubstep...i only got one i can think of right now...
201567
Damn.......just damn.......I think both Kill and Break would be awed at how you know how to do this......
Street fighter or mortal combat, and some classic DBZ.
201571 i will have to send them tomarrow... i already got a few in mind...
201573 may the best music win...
201585 You too sir
201484
lol, you have no clue of what is to come for me (foreshadowing)
It's going to be one hell of an... Inferno.
Now I guess spike went...
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201578 Okay, I say this in all seriousness. SOME SERIOUS SHIT happens in Washington D.C. Dude, I've actually gone in and treated a patient who was coding (that's when they have a heart attack). I have used a goddam defibrillator, and I have administered drugs that, IN COMBINATION would kill an elephant/tiger hybrid.
DON'T. FUCK. WITH. THE MADMAN.
201588 damn it...why do i have to have so many good songs to set i fight to...
201593 Arent you 14?
201598
THAT'S THE SCARY THING.
201600 his brain
201604
actually it's more like this
I thought lance wore the black clothes (I really hoped I used the correct word for this sentence)
201604
I was staring at my screen for a minute or so before trying to make any sense in what I saw just then... Im still baffled right now.
*sigh* Kill and Break are stupid... I AM ON YOUR ASS AARON!!! Oh fuck... that doesn't mean...
201571 *Challenge accepted* I'll send fight music and rock... (I can't stand dubstep)
201600
:D!
201600
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202533 Dude. I remember this one patient just out of the E.R after open heart surgery. Guess what? Since the doctor's wanted to "monitor" his heart, they left his chest cavity open. He was put into one of those moving beds that you could control via joystick. So people got to see a dude with his heart EXPOSED AND BEATING driving around. Of course there were some protective measures.....like a plastic tarp over the wound.
201708
He does, but his goggles were broken in the fight with Richard, and he is starting to lose his taste for clothes