Living The Dream

by Kickass222urmom

Crossover of consciences: The Assassin's games, part 2

While Lance and Drax boarded the doors and the windows, I was on the balcony scoping out the area and taking out any passerby's.

[ Okay, this is really boring]
< Yeah! There are barely any ponies left!>

I looked through the telescope which was usually placed outside for stargazing when suddenly, something had caught my interest," Fuck.... Cody and Ditzy"

[ YOU BUCKING SERIOUS?!]
< HOW DID THEY SURVIVE UP TIL NOW?!>
{ Luck I guess}

I entered the house from my previous scanning of the area, progressing down the stairs where Lance and Drax were talking," Hey guys, I'm going to go out for a little while."

Lance looked at me," Are you mad?! There are ponies who are probably hiding around every corner waiting for some ass to walk by!"

" Lance, I'm sure he has a good reason... Don't you Graze?" Drax supported me.

I nodded and lied," Some ponies with some tactical grenades... Might be useful, so I'm going to scavenge."

".....Alright bro, just remember no violence," Lance allowed me to leave.

[ Kill, good luck with whatever you are going to do] Break said.
[ Don't worry brony, I'm gonna be back] Both of them shared a bro-hoof.

< Joy! Don't do anything stupid, that is Kill's job> Dawn said.
< Ha! I know, we're gonna come back, don't worry > Joy replied.

I then closed the door exiting the tree house.

" I don't trust Graze with this one," Lance said," Something is off about what he said."

" C'mon bro, give him a chance," Drax said as Lance walked up to the balcony," Hey where are you going?"

Lance didn't reply as he was busy looking through the scope," DRAX! WE NEED TO GO! GRAZE IS HEADING AFTER DITZY AND CODY!"

" What!"

" I know Graze, he is going to let Ditzy live and he will be eliminated if he doesn't shoot!"

" C'MON WE HAVE TO STOP HIM!" Drax said pushing Lance out the door.

I ran quickly away from the house covering a lot of ground between my two teammates," I'm going to eliminate them."

[ There is more to it than the game isn't it]
{ I need to get rid of Cody and talk to Ditzy! Something important!}
< GRAZE! NO VIOLENCE! >
[ Yeah, as much as I hate too admit with Joy, I want that prize and what could be so important? ]
{ Heh, my anniversary.}

I ran to the spot where Ditzy and Cody had been seen and luckily, they were still there.

Should I just pop a cap in his ass and talk to Ditzy? Nah... too simple.

I rushed and hid in a nearby bush rustling it attracting attention to myself.

" Hey Ditzy? Did that bush just move?" Cody asked.

[ C'mon Graze, think of something ]

I had a reoccuring idea from my previous hunting match where my friends were game, I chuckled reminiscing of the moment and imitated some animal noises.

" KAW! KAW!" I mimicked the sounds of a crow.

" That's strange, what is a bird doing in that bush?" Cody asked himself. I facehoofed remembering Peter in the other fake bushes doing this same trick," Stay here Ditzy and keep a lookout."

Ditzy then turned her back protecting Cody's flank and walked backwards as he progressed to my bush..... ha... my bush.....

Anyways.

Cody then looked closer into the bush and saw my two eyes, I whispered for only him to hear," Fuck you," shooting him with a magical rounding and sending him to the loser's booth.

" HUH? CODY?!" Ditzy panicked.

I then too pulled her in the bush and disarmed her and walked outside in the open.

'' GRAZE! YOU JUST SHOT CODY!" Ditzy shouted.

" That's the point of the game, anyways, I wanted to ask something really important."

Her rage subsided as she paid close attention to this happening conversation," What do you need?"

" Well you see, it kinda has been well over a month since Ditzy and I were going out and I wanted to get her a gift."

"Mhmmmm"

" And since you are her, would you mind telling me what type of jewelry you like?"

" That's so sweet, well, I like--" She then disappeared.

My mouth opened in shock as I was now about to get probably the most vital piece of information.

" GRAZE! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!" Lance shouted," YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SHOT!''

Honestly, I wanted to rip Lance limb from limb and feed him his legs," Lance.... I FUCKING DISARMED HER!" Showing him the bracelet.

I smiled awkwardly, "Oops... my bad."

[Lance... you're an idiot...]
{I know...}

Graze stomped his hoof, "I was asking her a very important question!"

As I opened my mouth to say sorry, a ball of magic flew past my face.

I jumped back and saw Peter and David, hiding behind a trash can, carefully rolling it towards us.

Graze screamed in rage, still pissed at me, "I'm going to win this!"

I saw Peter take aim at him, "Fucking move!" I jumped into him, knocking him out of the way just in time.

I looked back to see Drax running towards them, dodging their quickly fired shots. He jumped over the barrel and turned to face Peter, "ONE!" He shot Peter in the chest.

[See ya Peter!]
<Sucks to be him.>

Drax shifted his aim to David, "TWO!" David jumped up, but couldn't avoid the shot at that close range.

I nodded, "Good job Drax."

He walked over, "All in a days work my friend."

I held up my hoof, "Brohoof. You've earned it."

Drax smiled and raised his hoof, but seconds before it made contact, he disappeared.

"I got somepony!" The pony responsible for shooting Drax yelled out.

I looked over to the one who did it and my mouth hung open. The Mayor!

[Well that was unexpected...]
<The Mayor! She's still in!>

I raised my hoof, "VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE!" I fired twice.

[Rule number two: The Double Tap.]
{Will you be quiet! I need to concentrate!}

The first shot missed, but the second hit her left leg.

<And that's why you use double tap.>

I turned to Graze, "Now its just us."

He sighed, "Damn..."

We began walking along the buildings, staying low.

As we passed a small store, I looked in and smirked. "Wait, I just found two targets."

Graze stopped, "Who is it?"

I smirked again, "Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon."

He chuckled, "The filly's?"

I nodded, "They're mine."

[Child molester!]
<Break! You know what he means!>
[Yeah, but I can still say that!]

I rolled my eyes and took a few steps back.

Graze looked at me, "What are you doing?"

I grinned, "Being a jackass!" I ran forward and jumped through the window, shattering it in the process. I landed on a small table, standing straight up.

Both of the filly's screamed in surprise.

I aimed at the first one, Silver Spoon, "I fucking hate you!" I fired, hitting her in the face.

I shifted my aim to Diamond Tiara, "I FUCKING HATE YOU MORE!" I fired three times, all hitting her.

[OVERKILL!]
<Whoa, Lance, why all the anger towards those two?>

Graze stepped inside the store, "Dude, what the fuck was that?!"

I smiled, "I just hate those two."

He looked at me strangely, "Why?"

I shrugged, "Lets just say they mad fun of my looks."

He chuckled, "I see... We should run now."

I looked at him, "Why?"

He pointed out the broken window. "Aaron and Zorrow."

I looked out, "Damn, they've teamed up!"

Aaron walked along side Zorrow, let him protect him.

They had teamed up, mostly because Aaron had no weapon and Zorrow did.

Aaron sighed, "This sucks man."

Zorrow nodded, "I know right?"

"I FUCKING HATE YOU MORE!" Somepony screamed out from a nearby store.

Zorrow looked that way, "What the... Was that Lance?"

Aaron nodded, "I think so."

Zorrow began moving towards the building, "Come on, lets get him."

As they advance on the building, Lance and Graze burst out, running at full speed towards Sugar Cube Corner. As they ran, Graze dropped a bracelet.

Aaron's eyes opened wide and he made a mad dash for the fallen bracelet.

He scooped it up and put it on.

"Nice, now we will win this." Zorrow said as he walked up behind him.

Aaron smirked, "You mean, I'm going to win this." He spun around and fired.

Zorrow didn't have time to react as the ball of magic hit him in the chest.

Aaron smirked, "Now to get Lance and Graze."

I jumped through the door and moved aside as Graze ran in after me, "Damn that was close!"

I slammed the door shut and slumped against it, "Now what?"

Graze shrugged, "I have no idea."

Suddenly, we heard somepony whimpering.

I stood, "Who's here?"

Graze walked between the roles of tables, "Dude, its Fluttershy!"

I ran over to see her on her stomach, hooves over her eyes.

I looked at Graze, "You do it, I can't shot her."

[She's so cute!] Kill said.
<Well, I never thought I'd hear that from you kill.> Joy remarked.
[...Fuck you...]

Graze raised his hoof and looked at her. He held his hoof in the air for a few seconds, "I can't do it!"

[Pussies. Let me do this.] Break said.

My hoof suddenly raised and fired.

Fluttershy vanished.

{WHAT THE FUCK BREAK!}
<Not cool!>
[I give no fucks about what you two say!]

Graze chuckled, "That was pretty damn funny!"

I rolled my eyes, "Why did I have to be the one to do it?!" I turned and walked for the door.

I opened the door and walked out. The second I stepped out, a magical ball (PERVS! GET BACK I SAY!) flew past me and hit the door frame.

Aaron stomped his hooves, "So damn close."

I chuckled, "Work on your aim." I shot him, sending him to the losers box.

[YES! We are just to awesome!]

Graze walked up, "Was he the last one?"

"THERE ARE NOW THREE PLAYER'S LEFT!" Frederic said in his booming voice.

<Three? But who's the other?>

I looked over to Graze, "Ready for a hunt?"

He smiled and... a ball of magic hit him in the face. He instantly vanished.

I looked around, where did that shot come from?!

I began to panic and began to fire in every direction.

[WHERE IS THE SHOOTER!]
<I don't know!>

Suddenly, I saw a ball of magic flying towards me. I smirked, easy dodge. I jumped to the side... right into the path of the magical ball.

Shit!

[FFFUUUUU!]

The ball hit me, sending me to the losers box.

Graze ran over to me, "Who got us!"

I shrugged, "I don't know!"

Spike lowered his arm and smiled. He did it! He took out the last two players! He wins!

Iron Clad appeared in front of him, smiling, "Well, you winning was unexpected."

Spike scratched the back of his head, "Yeah, I though I would get out." He then became excited, "So, what did I win?"

Iron Clad chuckled, "Have you ever wanted to go Skiing?"

Spike shrugged, "Maybe..."

Iron Clad smiled, "Well, you've just won a all expense paid trip to a local Ski Resort in the mountains. You're allowed to bring as many friends as you want."

Spike smiled, "Sweet! Thanks Iron Clad!"

Iron Clad grinned and turned, "No prob. Now, to just return everypony back to their homes."

I watch Graze get ready to leave.

He looked over at me, pissed, "I can't believe Spike won!"

[What'a twist!]

I nodded, "I know right! Damn, we was so close."

<Lance, be happy that he invited all the bronies and his friends to go. You still won in a way.>
[Fuck that! We should have won!]

Graze sighed, "Well, I'm about to leave."

[Like hell you are! Me and Kill have a score to settle. Right Kill?!] Break said pointed at Kill.
[Oh hell yeah! Graze, we are staying to fight!]

Graze shook his head, "Nah, I'm to tired to fight Lance."

I nodded in agreement, "Yeah me to. I'm just going to lay down."

[Fuck you two then! Break, lets take control of their bodies and fight! Just me and you! No one else!] Kill said with a smirk.
[Lets do this! Sorry Lance, but this must be done!]
<Both of you! Don't you dare take over their bodies just to settle a score!>

I sighed, here we go again.

Break rolled his eyes and smirked, [Ready Kill?]
[Ready!] Replied Kill.

Suddenly, I felt Break take full control of my body, pushing me back.

The same happened to Graze.

Our consciences were now in full control of our bodies.

{Can you two at least go to a open field? I don't want Dali's house destroyed.}

Kill smirked, "Yeah, besides, more open area for me to kick Break's flank in."

Break chuckled, "Oh fuck you, lets hurry and do this!"

They both jumped into the air and flew out the front door.

<Well, this is going to end badly...> Joy said.
{I agree with you.} I said.

Break let out a loud whoop, "The battle of the century is about to take place!"