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TO THE SPA MOTHER FUCKA!!
Let me fix that snout Lance....*Pushes back into place as you scream* Done!
second
Wow! and third.
fourth
:D
"What about Greg?" "Meh, he'll be fine"
To the spa to get your snout back into its proper shape!
458115
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Damn! 6th
Shit
7th
8
Peacin out on my birthday, at 2 in the morining reading epic fics while bored out of my mind waiting for them. Thought I'd just tell you what I've done in the past few hours.
Owned. 'Tis all I have to say.
I wonder who Tovy will end up with, that is a conundrum.
Should've played the theme from Rocky instead
458115 as in gregs words fuck yo shit i got whatt want
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in his words not mine all is good as long as he got his wine and vodka
Kickass I think it is almost time to bring out the MBP plan on greg's ass
This is AWESOME
458115 I thought you used that already. I wonder if Sullivan realized he was boxing an angel.
SHit that was awesome...TO THE SPA!!!!
12th
I was thinking Greg was gonna say "Get up you sonuvabich cuz greg luvs ya."
458310 It is ok I am lower than 12th.
To the Batmobile
I mean the Spa
"Que" 60's Batman
Na na na na na BATMAN
I meant THE SPA!!
Dayum! Lance's fight went better than yours Austin!
458115 ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮ That's what I think
458194 Soon 5s, soon, let us enjoy the weirdness that is to follow before commencing with the operation
458371 excellent, when is your birthday though?
458376 y?
458380 actually, I dont feel to use my one liner
458387 Not sure if it will, come out right?
458371 yes let's *petting cat* wait oh and also
here's a boxing kirby for ya Kickass this mood was just to much to pass to use this one
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458399 actually, so I could buy you a dildo to go fuck yourself
But honestly, I don't really mean it
Come at me, if you can
[I hope no one sees us at the spa. That would ruin our reputation.]
<Reputation? The only one we have is getting our asses kicked and being unlucky.>
[I still want to keep that reputation intact!]
{Yeah, that reputation isn't going anywhere. There's no one to take it.}
[True...]
It's funny cause it's true...
Time to compare Dorchester's and Lance's feats! Who is more manly?!
Dorchester:
Saved the universe, including every other dimension.
Gave death the finger, or hoof.
Survived an encounter with the very spirit of evil itself, when he was supposed to die.
Became an alicorn.
Went face to face with EVIL ITSELF.
Has an alternate form, which can transform it's wing feathers into tentacles.
Redeemed himself, letting go of his past. (OR DID HE? DUN DUN DUNNN)
Lance:
Went face to face with a being of pure dark magic,
Is an angel,
Gave death the finger/hoof several times,
Has two alternate forms,
Can preform magic without a horn while in Holy Dawn mode,
Went face to face with a spawn of EVIL ITSELF
Now that we've listed the pro's, lets list the cons! (Heh... Poor Dorchester...)
Dorchester:
Was kidnapped by Luna, and forced to live in Equestria without any memory of his past. (Ouch...)
Became corrupted/evil,
Planned to kill Lance and the gang,
Brought Frederic's father into Equestria (FLAME SHIELD AT THE READY), hoping that he would succeed in killing Frederic and the rest, leaving Luna alone so that Dorchester can take his revenge.
Assaulted Luna. Twice.
Lance:
Get's his ass whooped.
Lance VS Dorchester In Pros = Tie!
Lance VS Dorchester in Cons = Lance!
458408 .......................
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........................
Weird enough, I really want to fight you now
How you wanna do this? here or IRL?
458427 time and place, come at me, I really don't care.
458433 You in the states?
458427>>458408 Fight! Pony kombat!
458441 Caribbean, where fucks aren't given and the place of not the states, I beg of you sir, have at thee.
458451 I'm already there
Look outside
458463 nah, you stay there, I think I will stay inside and not given anything close to a fuck enjoy
458470 But I'm right behind you
*A tear appears from behind and drags you into a pocket space
458444 sweet popcorn? *offers popcorn*
(@'-')@ VS. @('-'@)
Killjoy VS. Heidao
458478 that's cool, but, I'm still here.
458481 Buck yeah! Got any butteR?
458483 woops grabbed the wrong guy!
btw, I realized that I and so far Annabel n Fred are the oldest of most of the people here, how old are you?
Heheh. You got your ass kicked.
And woah! That's what Greg looks like? I always thought he looked something like this.
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458496 age shall forever be nothing to boast about and have nothing to do with anything other than porn.... just sayin, 17 we cool?
POTISPENSER HERE!
458493 of course
got salt?
458509 yes
It's not about boasting, it's about boasting about the shit you can do because of it!
458519 ahahaha trust me, I've done alot of shit by 15 try me
458518 Bro you no I do! [Covers popcorn in salt.] Thank you now I have popcorn to go wit my salt. [Throws salt shaker] There u go buddy!
458523 Well let's see...
Since I have an awkward cause of decelerated aging, I would be looking like your age
Have you-
create a maze of thermite with your friends then try and navigate through it like maniacs?
Got in a fight at a club where all the other asians conveniently know martial arts?
Cover yourself in fireworks then jump off a cliff?
need I continue?
458544
How about one is boring
2) Try that with black guys
3) How bout hang gliding over 300 story building to building?
4) tomahawking fireworks
458533 thanks pal
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Awesome chap. Tovy's gay? Called it. 20 bits says he kisses Lance and Twi and/or her parents see.