FAN FICTION UNITS: User guide and manual

by Silent Hunter

NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA: User guide and manual

NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA: User Guide and Manual

CONGRATULATIONS! You just purchased a NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA unit of your very own! To ensure that you use your new unit to the very best of her abilities and that you avoid painful, unexpected brushes with death, we're provided you with this manual.

WARNING: This unit is overprotective of innocents. If you molest, trample, or kill any citizen in front of this unit, consider yourself screwed. All necessary precautions you should take for you own safety are in this manual. Thus, we will not entertain any refunds, complaints, or charges due to injury from your purchased unit.

Name: She responds to Nyx.

Age: Rivals the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

Place of Manufacture: Equestria, Everfree Forest.

Height: Default foal height

Weight: Small enough for you to bring to school.

Length: Too short for you ride.

Your NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA unit comes with the following accessories:

One (1) Kazoo

One (1) Enchanted Glasses (Used to censor her dragon eyes with nomral pony eyes)

One (1) Purple Vest

One (1) Random Toy

Programming

Your NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA unit is capable of doing the following:

Play mate: Your NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA is programmed to be a best play time friend anyone can have. Your baby brother/sister, the CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS units, and even yourself- can have a playful experience of a lifetime. If treated badly during play time, she will enter Self-Defense mode and attack the source of her suffering.

Angel of Death: By killing any friendly unit and pinning the blame on someone, like your local school bully for example, you can transform your NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA unit into an decent assassin. The first thing that will happen is she'll stalk your target, then she kills him/her, and escape from the scene. The next thing is that people will start wondering what happened to the victim. Don't worry, your unit can easily hide the truth of what happened. (If the crime is traced to you, we're not taking responsibility.)

Guard: Your NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA unit is a perfect night watch for your home. At anytime she sees someone she's not familiar with, she'll trample that intruder. Keep in mind that if all else fails, your unit will call the police. We are not responsible for any false alarms she made.

Removal of your NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA unit from Packaging

Our NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA unit is wondering who kidnapped her. To avoid taking the blame for yourself, we have compiled a list of more acceptable ways to wake up your unit.

1. Blow the kazoo close to the package. She will feel more comfortable and join in the fun. She'll might tell you her name. Recommended.

2. Leave some toys for your NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA unit to play with. She will creep out to interact with them. If you join her, she'll have a good impression of you. Also recommended

3. Have your TWILIGHT SPARKLE or RARITY unit open the box. The sight of one of her mentors will invoke NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA to come out of the box. If said mentor explains what bad things you did to her, get ready for the worst.

4. Get your CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS units to play a game. Your NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA unit will join them and if you do, she'll offer to be your friend.

Reprogramming

After unpacking your NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA unit, you can reprogram her into any of the following modes:

Kind (Default)

Protective (Default)

Sad

Troll

Scared

Sexy

Sparda Pony (Locked)

Your NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA comes in Kind and Protective mode. She will look after your home as well as your neighbors, but often find chances to say hello to your neighbors. Once trouble starts, she'll come running to what's going on and do something about it.

Sad mode will leave NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA crying on the floor. The only way to revert her back to Kind/Protective mode is to hug her. If a Supportive TWILIGHT SPARKLE unit is nearby, she will try her best to comfort NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA back the Default mode if she did not see you torment her. If the TWILIGHT SPARKLE unit DID see you, there is a 85% chance of her entering Fire Rage mode.

If bored for too long, NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA will enter Troll mode. In this mode, she will get on the internet and do something stupid just to get an reaction from an internet user. To get your NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA unit to stop, taddle on her in front of a TWILIGHT SPARKLE unit or a RARITY unit. Etiher one or both will berate NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA, telling her what she did wrong. After the lecture, she reverts to Default mode.

Your NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA will enter Scared mode if something frightens her. She'll try to hide somewhere or with someone she can trust. Do not panic within ten minutes and she'll return to default mode.

If you teach your NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA unit how babies are made, she will enter Sexy mode. In this mode, she'll start looking at flanks of male pony units. If that's not an option, she'll go the internet and start looking through things no one would let their children see. The only way out of this is a hard reboot.

In order to unlock Sparda Pony mode, you must keep the Gem of Chaos that came with the DISCORD unit and give it to your NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA unit. She will then feel great power before an demonic transformation. Once it's done, she is now able to survive fatal wounds and can use Devil Trigger at anytime. If you want to return her to normal, contact us.

Relationships with Other Units

TWILIGHT SPARKLE: A mother to her.

RARITY: A mentor in manners.

THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS: Best friends.

Cheerilee: A good teacher to her.

Cleaning

Your NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA takes baths under TWILIGHT's care, she won't trust anyone else.

Rest

Your unit will sleep at 9PM and wakes up the moment the alarm clock goes off or at 6AM

Frequently Ask Questions

Q. Why am I banned from Youtube, deviantART, etc?

A. Somehow, you forgot that your NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA unit is in Troll mode.

Q. What if I mix a Sparda Mode NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA unit with a Psychoshy FLUTTERSHY unit.

A. Prepare yourself for sight of blood.

Q. I saw my NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA unit get raped by a Molestia PRINCESS CELESTIA unit and she didn't mind at all.

A. Obviously, you allowed your unit to see adult only pictures and got used to it already.

Troubleshooting

Problem: Instead of a NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA unit with a cutie mark, you received the unit without a cutie mark. She rather run than to fight.

Solution: Whoops! We sent you a PRE-NIGHTMARE MOON NYX unit. This unit is unfamiliar with her surrondings and tries to stay alive as much as possible no matter what. We can switch her for your ordered unit if you contact us.

Problem: Your unit started chasing down your pets for any animal units you have.

Solution: Her Protection mode is bugged. Shut your unit down and contact us.

End Notes

If treated fairly, your NYX GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA unit will be a wonderful companion! We wish you luck!

Comments

[Killjoy1221]

My Nyx: guardian of Equestria is extremely sad. She won't accept hugs and pushes away Twilight Sparkle. Is there a way to revert her back to normal?

[Einsieg]

When I read the title the first thing that entered my head was "Ciaphas Cain, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!"

Stop activating the 40k part of my brain!

[???]

i don't like nyx...but i don't hate her either

[GlitchyProductions]

Give me a moment to burn a copy of Past Sins.

Now where is that lighter?

[Zhent]

NYXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!

[Thorax]

I like the people who dislike Past Sins so they go to anything related to past sins and bitch about it.

Does that make sense?

[Gagster]

>Sees Nightmare moon and Luna tags
>Neither just an OC.
WHY?

[Krass McWriter]

165606
This

Also, Past Sins, really?

[soulwinds]

165600
Not really, I don't think so.

[NaturalGlitch]

Oh God, idiotic Past Sins haters... here we go again... Not one of you can come up with a valid reason to hate Nyx or the fanfic. Not one. That fanfic even went into different versions just to appease people, but they still whined.

[14Spades]

I'd hate to say it, but somehow Nyx has become a toxic entity. Anything with her name will attract a flame war. It's sad, really. I actually kinda liked Past Sins

[Silent Hunter]

165333 Her sadness mode is bugged, shut her down and contact us.

[Blaze Burn Crash]

I've never read Past Sins yet I know alot about her. Is my memory setting bugged?

[Silent Hunter]

166683 You're not a robot, and yet you had to spoil yourself.

[Sgt. Brony]

Help, my Nyx unit been having nightmares and ending up sleeping in my bed. What should I do about this to correct the problem?

[Talow]

I Approve of the Devil May Cry reference. is it possible to get a gem of chaos by itself instead of with a Discord unit, and i'll take a Nyx unit.

[Silent Hunter]

168811 Did you freak out while she is in scared mode? The only way to undo it now is a soft reboot.

[Sgt. Brony]

169706. No I didn't freak out while she was in scared mode, I just said "Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite" and after that she's been sleeping in my bed with me to protect her from bed bugs biting her. At first I thought it was cute, but now I'm worried about her (and starting to creep and weird me out). Is there any way I can rent a twilight unit (ok I could only buy one and I flipped a coin to decide) to help me explain that it was a figure of speech and that she won't be bitten by bed bugs in her sleep or some other way to help her out without a soft reboot?

[Silent Hunter]

170025 If you DO NOT have a Twilight Sparkle unit. Tell Nyx "Good Night, sweet dreams, I love you." instead. She'll have peace in mind the next time she sleeps.

[Talow]

Hey, I unlocked Sparda Pony mode... should i be worried that Nyx seems to have a sword on her at all times now, as well as a pair of handguns?

[Silent Hunter]

174593 As long as you don't make her angry or summon some demons, you'll be okay. But if she sees you beating up a Twilight Sparkle unit or finds out that you made all hell break loose, be ready for a bullet in your face.

[Verdant Sea]

The entry on her "scared mode" seems to be incomplete, as it is it basically just says she is scared for 10 minutes. Does anything special happen to her in this "mode," does she behave differently, or what?

(I think you should add something more to the description of that mode.)

[TenshuraX]

"will enter Troll mode"

OH GOD NO... waaaaaaait *evil smile*

[Giggapuff]

Will this be lengthened with more manuals?
I would love to see a manual on taking care of your very own "End of Ponies" Scootaloo.

[ThePinkiePieEffect]

Hey, My TWILIGHT SPARKLE unit somehow managed to use an age spell on my NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA unit and turned her into a teenager. She's all rebellious and older than me now, what do I do?

[BronyBlast9000]

I Let My Nyx Unit Watch Pewdiepie Now She's Shooting Any Barrels She Spots Now What

[Silent Hunter]

1746450 Deactivate BOTH Nyx and Twilight and send them to the factory so we can troubleshoot the aging on Nyx and delete said aging spell from Twilight's database before returning them to you.

[Silent Hunter]

1984347 Deactivate Nyx, format her memories then activate her.

[Nightcore-7384]

my NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA unit killed my best freand what do i do now!?

[BronyBlast9000]

Umm I just found a gender swapped Nyx by zecora can she make gender swap potions also there is a spear in my chest as well as a gaping hole