Thank you for purchasing a Cutie Mark Crusader unit, this one guide will cover the Cutie Mark Crusader Expansion.
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Pure Genius.
"Q : Why doesn't she have a cutie mark?
A : We are sending someone to take your brain and give it to a good home where it won't be abused"
x'D BEST. PART. Oh my God. I love these so much.
um, yes... i have a problem. you see, im a..."contractor", and my applebloom keeps following me. for some reason, she was in insane mode when i got her out of her box, and now, she keeps messing my jobs up. can i get some help here...like now?
Can I order one?
You might want to change the rating to Teen if you're going to include swears and reference sexual acts. Anyways, this is pretty good, although you might want to work on making it more technical, it just doesn't have the same feeling as Timpeni's.
Wait... complete? What about the rest of the Crusaders? I want my Scootaloo dang it!
Oh, right, and a Sweetie Belle too.
Is there a Nightmare Moon model?
Q : My APPLEBLOOM got a cutie mark.
A : Wow... how the fuck did she do that?
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Mine dosen't have a cutie mark, what a rip off!
This amused me. why have I not read these before 8D
I throws teh monies at teh screen but it no order :(
Shouldn't this be an APPLEBLOOM guide? Or have the other two Crusaders in it?
Not as good as the originals by Timpani... but good nonetheless! (Although, the Cave Johnson voice isn't as helpful)
One (1) 15 ton keg of tree sap
Q : Seeing my FLUTTERSHY in mating season made my APPLEBLOOM shake and mumble insane mumbles...
A : She probably got raped, reboot her.
ahhh memories of my old Fluttershy unit... I'm still waiting for my new one
Just saying, but you completely stole Timpeni's idea.
Nicely done, anyway.
the title said manual for cmc not apple bloom only
162225 just a bit.
Finally got my APPLEBLOOM unit into Cannibal setting.
My plan is coming along perfectly.
"1. Yell at the top of your lungs "CUTIE MARK" she will teleport out of the box then get sad."
I suspect the other CMC members were originally going to be part of this, that's a Sweetie Bell model ability.
DO SWEETIE BELLE NEXT!!!
"Q : My APPLEBLOOM got a cutie mark.
A : Wow... how the fuck did she do that?"
I'm sorry, that's just too beautiful.
162295actually she may be like pinkie in the respect of unexplanable abilities.
162225 I'm sure he got permission.
"Q : Why doesn't she have a cutie mark?
A : We are sending someone to take your brain and give it to a good home where it won't be abused"
XDDDDDDDDDDD
"Q : My APPLEBLOOM got a cutie mark.
A : Wow... how the fuck did she do that?"
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
"Q : My APPLEBLOOM got a cutie mark.
A : Wow... how the fuck did she do that?"
OMG you are a genius I can't stop giggling
My APPLEBLOOM is making out with my ZECORA unit, how should I handle this? Would it be good to join in?
These user guides and manuals are so funny. Can't wait to see the other CMC members.
Where's depressed mode?
BUY ALL THE CRUSADERS!
lololololol XD
Im all sad now... I want an Apple Bloom...
curse you! this is too funny!
i was at school when I first read this and you got me caught!
you should bunch up all these wonderful little manuals in one story as diff chapters
do derpy next!!
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Q : Why doesn't she have a cutie mark?
A : We are sending someone to take your brain and give it to a good home where it won't be abused"
So boss
For all of you asking about the others, I'M WORKING ON IT!!!!
I'll save for the 3 for 1 deal.
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I love these
"One (1) 15 ton keg of tree sap"
That is the third-largest amount of tree sap I have EVER seen.
CANNIBAL Discord; I can't imagine how he would do any damage, unless he happens to find another dragon goat pony moose bird alligator thing.
163112 ^^
genius man
I am laughing so hard right now....
You are an evil genius for inventing that kind of stories
I am curious, is there a particular cleaning method to getting rid of tree sap? Pine sap is a PAIN to get off your hands! I can only imagine how hard it will be to get it out of fur!
163446 Buy the PonyTech [c] Sap Cleaner
(Q : My APPLEBLOOM got a cutie mark.
A : Wow... how the fuck did she do that?)
I showed her the episode where she rebuilt the clubhouse and told her carpentry was her special talent. This has upgraded her to Carpenter Applebloom. She is very useful building houses now.
Note : This will also work for the other crusaders. Make them watch the episode. Then tell Sweetie Belle that her special talent is singing. This will upgrade her to Singer Sweetie Belle. Then tell Scootaloo that her special talent is stunt racing/flying. This will upgrade her to Stunt Racer/Flier Scootaloo. This method is guaranteed to work now.
Upgraded units can make lots of money.
Q : My APPLEBLOOM got a cutie mark.
A : Wow... how the fuck did she do that?
COMEDY GOLD
163112 he's a hybrid of all the things. He eats all the animals.
I'm currently fighting off the urge to start marketing my own off-brand pony units like this... if we're all not careful this could turn into a thing...
162334 It's not unexplainable! It's just shun pô! (Japanese for "flash step")