• Member Since 24th Jan, 2012
  • offline last seen Feb 16th, 2013

Silent Hunter


T

CONGRATULATIONS! You just purchased a NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA unit of your very own! To ensure that you use your new unit to the very best of her abilities and that you avoid painful, unexpected brushes with death, we're provided you with this manual.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 30 )

My Nyx: guardian of Equestria is extremely sad. She won't accept hugs and pushes away Twilight Sparkle. Is there a way to revert her back to normal?

When I read the title the first thing that entered my head was "Ciaphas Cain, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!"

Stop activating the 40k part of my brain!

???

i don't like nyx...but i don't hate her either

Give me a moment to burn a copy of Past Sins.

Now where is that lighter?:trixieshiftright:

NYXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!

I like the people who dislike Past Sins so they go to anything related to past sins and bitch about it.

Does that make sense?

>Sees Nightmare moon and Luna tags
>Neither just an OC.
WHY?

165606
This

Also, Past Sins, really?

165600
Not really, I don't think so.

Oh God, idiotic Past Sins haters... here we go again... Not one of you can come up with a valid reason to hate Nyx or the fanfic. Not one. That fanfic even went into different versions just to appease people, but they still whined.

I'd hate to say it, but somehow Nyx has become a toxic entity. Anything with her name will attract a flame war. It's sad, really. I actually kinda liked Past Sins :pinkiesad2:

165333 Her sadness mode is bugged, shut her down and contact us.

I've never read Past Sins yet I know alot about her. Is my memory setting bugged?:applejackunsure:

166683 You're not a robot, and yet you had to spoil yourself.

Help, my Nyx unit been having nightmares and ending up sleeping in my bed. What should I do about this to correct the problem?

I Approve of the Devil May Cry reference. is it possible to get a gem of chaos by itself instead of with a Discord unit, and i'll take a Nyx unit.

168811 Did you freak out while she is in scared mode? The only way to undo it now is a soft reboot.

169706. No I didn't freak out while she was in scared mode, I just said "Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite" and after that she's been sleeping in my bed with me to protect her from bed bugs biting her. At first I thought it was cute, but now I'm worried about her (and starting to creep and weird me out). Is there any way I can rent a twilight unit (ok I could only buy one and I flipped a coin to decide) to help me explain that it was a figure of speech and that she won't be bitten by bed bugs in her sleep or some other way to help her out without a soft reboot?

170025 If you DO NOT have a Twilight Sparkle unit. Tell Nyx "Good Night, sweet dreams, I love you." instead. She'll have peace in mind the next time she sleeps.

Hey, I unlocked Sparda Pony mode... should i be worried that Nyx seems to have a sword on her at all times now, as well as a pair of handguns?

174593 As long as you don't make her angry or summon some demons, you'll be okay. But if she sees you beating up a Twilight Sparkle unit or finds out that you made all hell break loose, be ready for a bullet in your face.

The entry on her "scared mode" seems to be incomplete, as it is it basically just says she is scared for 10 minutes. Does anything special happen to her in this "mode," does she behave differently, or what?

(I think you should add something more to the description of that mode.)

"will enter Troll mode"

OH GOD NO... waaaaaaait *evil smile*

Will this be lengthened with more manuals?
I would love to see a manual on taking care of your very own "End of Ponies" Scootaloo.

Hey, My TWILIGHT SPARKLE unit somehow managed to use an age spell on my NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA unit and turned her into a teenager. She's all rebellious and older than me now, what do I do?

I Let My Nyx Unit Watch Pewdiepie Now She's Shooting Any Barrels She Spots Now What

1746450 Deactivate BOTH Nyx and Twilight and send them to the factory so we can troubleshoot the aging on Nyx and delete said aging spell from Twilight's database before returning them to you.

1984347 Deactivate Nyx, format her memories then activate her.

my NYX, GUARDIAN OF EQUESTRIA unit killed my best freand what do i do now!?

Umm I just found a gender swapped Nyx by zecora can she make gender swap potions also there is a spear in my chest as well as a gaping hole

Login or register to comment