• Published 5th Feb 2013
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Coincidences - TomTheHunkyDiamond



Rainbow Blitz is going to come out to his friends, surely there won't be any totally unforseen ridiculous coincidences.

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They're a bitch...

I can do this! Thought Rainbow Blitz, walking towards sugarcube corner where all of his best friends were. He was just about to open the door when he immediately chickened out.

He turned back around to face the now considerably further away door.

What am I scared about?! I'm the faster flyer in equestria and the most awesome stallion in it too! All I have to do is walk in there, say I'm gay, and then walk out!

His mind started to wander towards the best case scenarios. And the better than best case scenarios too in which a certain lavender librarian fell immediately in love with him and then they went home and got into bed and-

No! Bad Blitz! No lusting after the juicy, delicious flanks of your best friends!

He slapped himself out of his lust-induced trance and realized he had been drooling.

Not the best way to start things off...

He took a deep breath and steadied himself, walking closer to the door of the bakery. Shaking, he turned the door handle.

Stepping inside the bakery his nostrils were immediately assuaulted with the scent of icing and sugar.

All of Blitz's friends were sitting in a booth in the far corner of the bakery, secluded enough for a bit of privacy but not so far away as to ruin the atmosphere of the confectioners/café.

Elusive saw Blitz and broke into a grin, waving him over towards were they sat.

Blitz tried a shaky smile, at least trying to hide his nervousness.

He sat down next to Dusk Shine, the unicorn giving him a dazzling smile that sent him struggling not to blush.

For a while they talked about random things, gossip, mares, the new shop that had opened across the street. All the normal stuff.

All the while the twisting feeling in Blitz' gut grew as the realization of what he intended to do came crashing down on him.

After a while there was a lull in the conversation, the feeling in Blitz' gut grew tenfold as he realized that he would probably never get a better opportunity than this to come out.

"So, anypony got anything they want to get off their chest?" Asked Berry Bubble.

The feeling grew even more as Blitz was presented with an utterly perfect scenario for coming out. He steeled himself, clenching his teeth.

Blitz opened his mouth to say it.

"I-" He started but was cut off by Dusk. He closed his mouth.

"I-I do need to tell you guys something..." He said, looking completely nerve-wracked.

He's so adorable when he's nervous... Blitz thought, before realizing that was the way he was feeling earlier, and that it was a perfect scenario to say it. That only a fool would pass up.

He isn't

"It's just, you guys are my best friends and I've known you for so long, I feel like I need to tell you." Dusk chuckled. "Jeez, this is hard to do..."

He is!

"I-I'm gay..." Dusk said, wincing as the words came out of his mouth.

Blitz' jaw dropped, his eyes widened. He couldn't believe that the stallion of his dreams had just come out, in the same meeting that Blitz had intended to.

"I'm so happy for you!" Butterscotch squeed.

"Wonderful darling" Elusive exclaimed, throwing his arms around the bewildered unicorn.

"Can't say Ah expected that!" Said Applejack, wide eyed.

"This calls for a party!" Cried Berry, confetti shooting out from nowhere.

"No way..." Mumbled Blitz, still bewildered by the coincidence.

"What was that Blitz?" Asked Elusive, snapping Blitz out of his shock-induced trance.

"I-I uh... I mean I'm so happy for you! Takes a lot of courage to say that!" He said, eyes shifting from left to right.

"No time to chat! It's party time!" Berry yelled, pushing a hidden button in the wall and making confetti and balloons rain down upon the unsuspecting customers of sugarcube corner. Some of the tables flipped over and, in a shocking disregard for the laws of physics, some punch bowls appeared from the reverse, with not a drop spilled.

Everyone looked at Berry with shocked expressions after his mind-bending display.

He just shrugged.

"Gravity's for chumps"


Blitz lay in bed, contemplating the day's events. The stallion of his dreams had just said he was gay, at exactly the same time Blitz himself was intending to.

He stared intently at a single spot in the ceiling, trying to find the meaning of life in the cloud that made up his home.

He has contemplated still coming out after Dusk had, but he had eventually decided that the moment was gone.

And it's definitely not just because you're a little chicken that wouldn't have gone through with it anyway

He shook away the thought as just his tired mind getting to him.

As he lay in bed though the thought kept coming back to him.

He replayed it in his head again and again until, finally, he realized it was right. Blitz wouldn't have done it anyway, not in front of so many ponies. He had almost chickened out going into the building he was supposed to be doing it in.

He turned over to look at his bedside clock. 11:46 it said. He would still be up, he was always up late.

He rolled out of bed and over to his window, he opened it and leapt out, his wings flinging open and catching in the cold air.

He descended in spirals down to the great oak below...


Blitz knocked on the door of the library, he was sure Dusk was awake inside, the lights were all still on.

He heard somepony shuffling about inside and a latch click, the door opened slightly and he saw Dusk peek out from behind it.

Once he saw it wasn't some mad axe-wielding murderer he opened it and looked at Blitz with a grin.

His hair was completely mussed up and sticking out at strange angles, along with the elated grin there was only one way to describe him. Adorable

"Hey Blitz!" He said cheerfully, inviting the blue pegasus inside. "What brings you here so late at night?"

Blitz shrugged and sat down on one of the couches in the purple unicorn's living room.

"I dunno, I was just bored I guess. And you're the only one of us other than me that actually stays up late all the time." he explained, inspecting one of the books that Dusk had been reading. 'String theory for dummies'. He picked it up and looked through some of the pages before quickly putting it back down again, he didn't even know what a 'quark' was let alone how many of them were in an atom.

Giving up on his rudimentary understanding of physics he looked up at the lilac unicorn across from him, who let out a short giggle at his attempt at understanding advanced particle physics. Blitz' heart skipped a beat at the sound, his cheeks starting to heat up.

"You alright there Blitz?" Dusk asked, worried about Blitz' uncharacteristic demeanor of shyness and nervousness.

"I-uh, yeah." Was all Blitz managed to get out.

Dusk looked at him with a suspicious expression on his face.

"Alrighty then!" He said, flopping down onto the couch next to Blitz.

"Anything you wanted to talk about in particular?" Dusk asked, looking into Blitz' maroon eyes deeply with his purple ones.

Blitz gulped as he steeled himself for what felt like the thousandth time that day.

"Uh, yeah actually. I was thinking about earlier. And... A-and..." Blitz stammered, beginning to lose his nerve.

"Yeah?" Dusk asked, a comforting and affectionate look on his face.

"AndIwaswonderingifyoucouldgivemesomeadvice!" Blitz forced out.

Dusk's eyes widened as he realized what was happening, the blushing, the nervousness, the shyness, and now this. A part of him wanted to giggle like a schoolfilly, but he repressed that urge. Instead tackling Blitz to the ground and pressing his lips to the surprised cyan stallion's, hard.

It would have been impossible to say that Blitz didn't enjoy the kiss, it was one of the best things he had ever experienced. He was just surprised is all.

When Dusk finally stopped his assault he looked at the surprised stallion underneath him, panting.

"I love you too, Blitz." He said, pressing his lips to the stallion beneath him once again.

Fireworks went off in Blitz' head as he heard those words. He pushed back against the purple lips touching his. When the kiss finally ended Blitz was left to look up at the most amazing stallion in Equestria, his purple locks framing his face and a joyous smile gracing his face.

Blitz finally let the surprised expression on his face morph into a goofy grin and he pulled his new coltfriend in for a kiss.

Everything went better than expected

Comments ( 53 )

Short and pretty sweet. :twilightsmile: It could use a little bit of proofreading though, as there are a few punctuation problems and suchlike. But on the whole, not bad!

I'm a sucker for a happy ending hehe :twilightsheepish: good stuff

2077980 I know it could use some editing, everything I write does, this was just done on a whim in the middle of the night because I had an idea and was bored :twilightblush:

... :rainbowderp: *reading*

He isn't
"It's just, you guys are my best friends and I've known you for so long, I feel like I need to tell you." Dusk chuckled. "Jeez, this is hard to do..."
He is!
"I-I'm gay..." Dusk said, wincing as the words came out of his mouth.

Aaaaaaaahaha! He got to it first! :rainbowkiss:

He picked it up and looked through some of the pages before quickly putting it back down again, he didn't even know what a 'quark' was let alone how many of them were in an atom.

Science reference? In a magical world of talking technicolor ponies in a dimension where the characters from the show we usually revere are gender swapped? I approve. It's good to get some amount of reality in these stories. Helps make them relatable. :twilightsheepish: But now I have to go and learn what a quark is again... I know it has something to do with dying stars... :facehoof: I should know this! I watch the discovery channel regularly!

"AndIwaswonderingifyoucouldgivemesomeadvice!" Blitz forced out.
Dusk's eyes widened as he realized what was happening, the blushing, the nervousness, the shyness, and now this. A part of him wanted to giggle like a schoolfilly, but he repressed that urge. Instead tackling Blitz to the ground and pressing his lips to the surprised cyan stallion's, hard.

... Huh. Suddenly kiss. :applejackunsure:

Well, enough of my personal comments and down to the essential review. This is... Well... Actually good. Considering you claim to have written it out of boredom, (Ironically the state of mind all writers seem to write best in,) this is pretty good. It's a basic story, though it doesn't have to be complex at all because it's a one-shot story. It revolves around a simple problem which advances the plot quite nicely. It ends with a sudden, but still quite satisfying ending where loose ends are pretty-much tied. What was most entertaining about this, however, was the way you wrote it. It's short. Every paragraph is less than ten sentences, and each sentence is very short and simple while still fully illustrating your point. It's interesting. It's eye-catching. It's entertaining. Many people such as myself are actually intimidated when faced with walls of text in a story, though that's traditionally how they're formatted. It seems a much better use of time to read something that looks like it will take only five minutes to read instead of an eight page long story of large walls of text that I estimate would take more like twenty or thirty minutes to read. Does that make sense?

While the story is pretty good and I enjoy your style of writing, I do have a few negative criticisms too. First seems to be a title that doesn't really have any direct correlation to the story. "They're a bitch..." is certainly an eye-catching title, but I don't really see how it illustrates this story. It isn't a really negative story, doesn't have any swearing, and is, overall, a pretty happy story. It doesn't seem to be an appropriate title is all. Next, lets just skip to the ending. Suddenly kiss. This scene just seems out of place and unrealistic. I don't see this easily happening in real life, though it's surely possible. I think a heartfelt reveal of Rainbow Blitz' sexuality would have been better than, "Suddenly kiss". I know why you decided to end this story in such a way, this story is supposed to be a comedy after all, but really this is less of a comedy and more of a slice-of-life story. Don't get me wrong, it's pretty funny here and there, but I don't think it's funny enough to be labeled a comedy. This story is, however, a good concept that was well executed. You did good. I enjoyed reading it and what counts for a story to be good is if the audience likes it. I, as your audience, really liked it.

Thank you for taking the time to read this opinion of mine. I should feel lucky that you've read this far at all. :twilightsmile:

Who doesn't love R63? Great story!

2078088 Thanks for all your input! I saw that awesome huge comment of manliness and I think I peed a little. You have no idea how much I love getting input and critisicm from my viewers. I will take your thing about the 'suddenly kiss' in. I admit, reading back it does come out of nowhere a bit. I guess I'm just a hopeless romantic. But again, thank you so much for all the critisicm. It seems like most people think I'll break out in tears if they say anything bad about my stories. I know I'm far from perfect and I want all the help I can get!

2078510 The people who don't like R63 are godamn philistines!

2078088 and a quark is what the parts of atoms are made out of, protons and neutrons and all that jazz. Physics is the only thing I can do :twilightsheepish:

I know you've already commented on the need for editing, but you might want to actually go in there and make the changes needed. It was short, but I couldn't finish it.

why do they have a party when dusk is happy is it he really sad all the time? why is dusk kiss blitz. Boys can;t do that its not how it works.

2079639 but thats not how love works bcus only a boy and a girl have babys so y do they kiss like a boy and a girl? maybe u acidentally used the wrong word 4 1 of them.

2079661 wait that guys the tv fag. r dusk and blits fags? bcuz thats wrong and they;ll go 2 hell.

Comment posted by TomTheHunkyDiamond deleted Feb 5th, 2013

2079694 If you mean do I like people of the same gender, yes

2079700 How wonderful, maybe I should give this story a review. The whole 'AndIwaswonderingifyoucouldgivemesomeadvice' bit wasn't a very good way to lead into the kiss. Nothing about that sentence implies a confession of love, just that, 'hey, I might be gay, could you help me with this difficult time in my life?'

Aside from breakneck pacing and a cliche happy ending, it was a fairly decent read, nothing special. 6/10.

Comment posted by TomTheHunkyDiamond deleted Feb 5th, 2013

2079732 Aww... You just had to go and give me legitimate advice... I had loads of gifs lined up... I still feel like using this one though. i.imgur.com/i1o2Yx8.gif

2079750 You keep deleting your own comments... You do know there's an edit button, right?

2079754 I know but I get the wrong URL's and you can't change it in the editing bit. That or I'm an idiot. Probably the latter

2079761 Yes you are. And you're a superfag. But mostly the first thing. Me, I like girls. They've got bresteses on their chesteses. Guys have dingalings, but those aren't nearly as much fun.

2079000

">>The Dagwood Brony Thanks for all your input! I saw that awesome huge comment of manliness and I think I peed a little. You have no idea how much I love getting input and critisicm from my viewers. I will take your thing about the 'suddenly kiss' in. I admit, reading back it does come out of nowhere a bit. I guess I'm just a hopeless romantic. But again, thank you so much for all the critisicm. It seems like most people think I'll break out in tears if they say anything bad about my stories. I know I'm far from perfect and I want all the help I can get!"

Huge comment of manliness, huh? :rainbowderp:... That's a new one...

I'm just glad I could be of help. It's what I do. :derpytongue2: Going around and giving the best critiques I can.

Either they think you'll break out in tears like you say, or they think you'll go full rant mode like some writers (myself included:twilightblush:), or they simply don't want to take the time to do a critique. Plus, writing critiques isn't as easy as it seems. It requires genuine thought and effort, and one must be careful with their words. Critics have the power to break a writer in two if they like by saying what needs to be said in the most negative and cruelest ways possible, like Equestria Daily often does (so I hear). The patience and thought put into a kind critique isn't the kind of thing everypony wants to just give out to someone they don't know. :trixieshiftright:

I guess I'm an exception. :twilightsmile:

2079016

Funny. The only thing I can do is write. :twilightblush:

2080783 Everyone has their talents, for example, I draw like a seven year old schizophrenic with no thumbs.

2079770 I like the word 'superfag'. Makes me sound like a really bad superhero.

That ending was too fast.

2079671 it's r 63 and I think they are if they both came out and kissed :derpytongue2::eeyup:

Well played... Have several moustaches: :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

2079770 twix's are better than kit-kat's and im a coltculddler so what( i mean u dissing my sex life):ajbemused::facehoof:

2080833 A fabulous superhero.

im just looking for some pony fun

im actually a gilr and would like it if you didnt call me bro.
i just dont couldnt get into it i think a little more editing or something might make it a little better.
care if i send you a few ideas via email ? or just on this comment?

2446614 that would be great! Thanks!

i think a more of sexual approach is the best way to go about the story but idk that is just from a females point of view

I read this a few months ago, but never got around to say that this was the best freaking Male/Male story I've read.Seriously, I was happy to finally having found a less serious one. :rainbowwild:

2633041 wait, wat. Wait.... WAT. I really thought I'd messed this one up... Thank you so much! I really didn't think it was any good!

2633279 It was funny and kind of cute, and it also had the R63 characters in them, who I think are underappreciated. Mixtures of both are even rarer, so I was very glad to find such a oneshot. Just wished it'd be longer. :twilightsmile:

This was nice. One of the better M/M stories out there, no doubt! :pinkiehappy:

I really do like this little one-shot, but imagine what would've happened had Blitz been asking for advice on how to ask someone else out or anything else really. That would've been awkward afterward.

Short, cute and now faved!

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