My little Avengers: Loki strikes, again

by Midnight-walker

Farewells and Shawarmas

Loki was sitting in the control room in his huge aircraft just in the heart of the battle, watching how his minions were ridiculously defeated by those annoying mortal that Odin had sent for stop him. He already had sent his two generals to make sure the victory of his new army. When suddenly he felt something coming from the air duct.

“So, you really think you and your stupid mortal friends could even possible defeat me this time?”

“No, we don’t believe it Loki, we will do it again. Your minions are almost defeated by our forces, and your generals seems to be vanished from the earth forever” responses T’challa.

Loki gave a smirk and said “You really think I really care about those pair of idiots? I sent them on purpose to their ridiculous vengeances, I didn’t even care about if they survive or not. Because they are nothing but puppets over my control. I will rule this world, and then, the other nine kingdoms won’t be anything but dust over my control”.

“You’re wrong Loki. You might destroy us, but there’s will be always someone who could stop you; it’s just the natural balance of the universe: Chaos and order; even in the deepest of the chaos there’s will be always a natural order.”

“Lowbrow mortal, what you and your friends can’t understand is here, my powers are at the maximum of their capacities. Inclusive more than in Aasgard. Since I arrived here, I have waste all my time for study every scroll, every book, and every possible information from the deepest corners of this kingdom. My power has no limits, and you won’t be the last in fell over it”

“Not today Loki”

And then starts the battle of Loki against Black Panther. T’challa throws several Vibranium darts. But Loki blocks them with his magic. Loki throws energy swords from his horn, however T’challa due his peak senses and reflexes he could easily avoid them.

Suddenly Loki multiplicity himself and begin to appear and disappear around T’challa confusing him and made him doubt about the real one. But he drew his vibranium daggers and crashed them into each other producing a massive sound explosion that stops Loki, giving T’challa chance to charge against Loki, crashing him into the window.

“You have no idea what have you done” said Loki while his eyes begin to bright with a supernatural green energy, preparing his spell for attack T’challa with a direct hit. But suddenly the aircraft explodes in the engine room, distracting Loki the time enough for allow T’challa for repeatedly hit Loki with his hoofs leaving him almost unconscious.

“What in the name of the Ragnarok just happened?”

Meanwhile, in the engine room…

“And that’s how you party” yells Pinkie and Deadpool throwing a wild party in the engine room, dancing the wildly and randomly with the drunk Changelings and exploding random stuffs without any changeling notice it.

Back with T’challa and Loki…

“I guess, it’s time for release my ultimate spell” said Loki after escape from T’challa’s rage. And he begin to shine with a incredibly energy so strong that all the room exploited, sending T’challa jumping down the sky night. When suddenly, Thor appears and saved T’challa from a nearly death.

“Are you ok fella?” asked Thor after land on the ground with T’challa and gathering with everypony else.

“Yes, I’m ok. But your brother is the one who worries me. Such an amount of energy is very unstable, and could easily destroy this entire dimension if we don’t stop him right now” said T’challa after everypony had forsaken the city only for focus in that point.

“All of you have been too far intruding in my plains. Now, you will feel my fury against this entire world. I'm going to use the forbidden spell from Starswirl the bearded. The who will vanish you from my path once for all”

“You can’t do that” exclaims Twilight “That spell is so dangerous that it could destroy half Equestria”

“I don’ care what you said mortal, now, prepare for die once for GAAAAAAAAA” yells Loki after Deadpool, suddenly appear with a jetpack giving Loki the most painful super, mega atomic nuclear wedgie, stopping Loki once for all from finish his spell, and saving Equestria from a dark era.

Back in land, everypony stare at Deadpool with a deadpan when he landed of land slowly with his jetpack

“What? He deserves it for Nerd. And that, Pinkie Pie, is how in high school I get the name Wedgienator. Oh yeah and the Changeling already stop their progress”.

“That was very unexpected” exclaimed Spider Colt.

Loki used the low dignity and power that he had for stand in hoofs and start to bright in supernatural green again” You mortal really think only with that you could defeat… ”

“HULK SMASH” suddenly said Thor smashing Loki with his giant fist, leaving Loki smashed and even more humiliated in the ground “Puny god. Hulk wants shawarma”.

“Somepony else want some shawarma” asked Tony.

“Yeah”.

“Yes”.

“Why not?”

“What is a shawarma?”

“Bring some tacos and we have a deal”.

………………………………………………….

After the battle, every citizen in Canterlot (it were earth Pony, Pegasus or unicorn) was called for clean all the mess in Canterlot. Celestia was absolutely recover after Loki were defeated, causing lots of joy and happiness between all the Equestrians in Canterlot. Once she could give her first proclaim, she proclaims that: The Avengers, The Elements of Harmony, Cadence, and Shining Armor will be the honor guests of the big Gala celebrated in their honor.

The day of the gala, all the high class from Canterlot brought all the dresses from Carousel Boutique, Rarity sadly had to close her store for disappointment of big part of her customers because all the dresses were out of stock at her first five minutes to open. The night of the gala before the Avengers’ departure, lots of interesting things happened; let’s see what kind of stuffs:

“Wow, I just can’t believe all this is in honor to us” said Peter astonished by the loyal decorations in the castle. They was the theme colors and the cutie marks of the Avengers and Elements of Harmony

“Meh, this is more common for me than you can even imagine” said Tony holding a martini with magic.

“Meh, big deal. In Aasgard, we do this kind of things every week” said Thor after drank his eleventh jar of Cider in the night “Awww, definitely, comparable with the barrels of mead in Aasgard”

“And, by the way” asked Steve suddenly entering in the conversation” Where is our little naughty alicorn?”

“Don’t worry about him mortal, he is in my room with Mjolnir resting over his chest”

……………………………..

Meanwhile, in Thor’s room:

“Hello, Thor, mortal, puny mortals, anyone?” asks Loki from is immobilized body “Thooor. I’m thirsty. Thor? My nose itches”.

Back in the gala:

“He will be fine” said Thor.

“Hello hello. How’s the party my little ponies” asked Deadpool with half mask raised for drink from the tree cider jars in each hoof “How’s my Tin Man and my spider bro?”

“Have anyone seen Banner?” asks Peter realizing the lack of Banner since the beginning of the gala.

Meanwhile, in the balcony in the other side of the room:

“Fluttershy, there’s something I want to tell you since I saw you the first time a few days ago” said Banner after take Fluttershy to the balcony in the starry night.

“Be whatever it be” responses Fluttershy with an innocent smile in her face “You can count with me, I plenty trust in you”.

“What I want to tell you, its, its, I, I, I is tha that, I, I love you Fluttershy, since the first moment I saw you saving me from myself in the everfree forest. I felt that I just wanted to spend the rest of my life with you, with you I only feel peace, a huge peace that I was never felt before, and I don’t want to be away from you anymore”

“Bruce, I don’t know what to say. I just, I don’t know, in sort of, I feel the same for you, I just want to…” And suddenly in that moment they both kissed in a passion and abrupt kiss, next act, they start to hug with endearment.

At the same time, our avengers looked at them gaping. And Deadpool took his cell phone taking photos without Banner or Fluttershy notice it “This is gold worthy in the bronie community. I'm going to be so popular and hated between the haters. What?”

“Nothing” responses Thor, Steve, Tony and Peter at the same time “Don’t forget to send me that image lately” said Peter to Deadpool.

“I already did it Peety”.

The rest of the Gala passed without any incident, except Pinkie and Deadpool reached a new level in the animal party scale never seen before in the entire history. And Tony used his missiles and repulse beams to made fireworks with the avengers’ logo in it.

The next day, everypony gather for gave the farewells to the avengers and everypony could back to their normal lives

“And how you think in back to our world?” asks Peter with his suit on.

“Easy mortal, we will use my hammer for open a portal through space and time. See just like this” And Thor used his mighty hammer for open a portal between Aasgard and Equestria together like if that were the most common thing.

“Good bye every pony” said goodbye our avengers with emotion and grief at the same time.

“Thanks for the cookies” thanked Peter.

“You’re welcome, don’t forget the recipe” response Cadence.

“Don’t worry, I won’t”.

“Remember, Avengers” said Celestia while everypony finished the farewells’” You always will be welcomed in Equestria, as the heroes that save us from the chaos alicorn” she gave a killer stare to Loki that was bound from head to tail in chains and halter” Goodbye avengers, never forgive us, we always have a place for you in our heart. May luck and happiness follows you and may you be shielded from misfortune and may we be awarded from listeners”

“Sorry, but I stay in here” said Bruce with an angry face “Here I'm happy, I have a girlfriend and… ”

“Just get the buck up into the portal” said Deadpool while he kicks Banner into the portal “The world would be too boring without him” said Deadpool while he enters into the portal.

“Goodbye friends. We will remember you with songs in the hails of the Valhalla” said Thor entering in the portal dragging Loki through the ground.

“A pleasure to had known your culture and have fought by your side Ponies” said T’challa entering into the portal

“Yes, a pleasure to have known you Celestia. Let’s talk next time when you won’t be controlled by a spoiled demigod, ok?” said Tony while he passed through the portal.

“Well, I guess. Goodbye everypony” said Peter just before Luna stops him.

“Wait a minute Spider Stallion” said Luna with her loyal voice “I almost forgot to give you this” and then Luna gave Peter a photo album withal the photos that she could take and moments in her life and the moments in the last gala “Just for you don’t forgive us”.

“Thanks Luna, I will keep this with my life” said Peter with a tear getting from his mask and crossing the portal, closing it immediately.

In Odin’s hall:

“Are we humans yet?” asked Tony after cross the portal “YES, OH MY FINGERS I MISSED YOU”

“Yes mortal, now you already notice it, let’s wait for Odin’s verdict about Loki’s destiny”.

“I just wait he doesn’t sent him to another dimension, I have enough with this kind of stuffs” said Peter after hide his album in his suit.

“Talk by yourself” said Bruce with sorrow.

“LOOKI” yells Odin after notice the Avengers in the room “Now you’re back, I’m finally going to give you the perfect punish for you”.

“Oh and now what it could be? Clean all the public bathrooms in all the nine kingdoms dressed as clean maiden?” asks Deadpool sarcastically.

“Great idea, red human. Loki, that will be your punish” concludes Odin.

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” yells Loki.

The end.

Comments

[Regidar]

Loki, wat r u doin?

[Pixels]

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[Gherkin]

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[Midnight-walker]

Actually, I just delete that comment because I realize the page where it was commented wasn't the principal page, it was one of the chapters from beyond. Sorry if I turn you mad

[Flutters Is Shy]

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sorry.....if I turn you mad?
I hate to insinuate, but english isnt your first language, is it hun?
Do you have any people you know that you could ask to proof read these for you ?
I want to love them so bad......but my headache just gets worse and worse.....

[Midnight-walker]

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Yeah, you're alright, english isn't my first lenguage, i'm actually from a spanish area speaking (venezuela actually) and I have some problems trying to translate my expresions to english (spanish is a very difficult lenguage to translate to spanish tu sabras). and sorry if my first fanfiction gave you a headchase (I really didn't understood what you mean) but if you like it or not I just don't care about it I just wrote it cause i was bored and it seems like a good idea, besides, my sister help me with the edition and she's the only spanish-english speaking I know and where I like not everybody known about avengers or my little pony (the bad things of live in a colombian town where they teach they kids to learn from a stupid series where they learn to be hitmen and hookers of the worste colombian mafia ). And one more thing: I'm not going to do any change to the fic,(maybe one or two epilogues) but I'm not going to change. You have to understand there's youngh teenagers that didn't grow up with a videogame or computer system with them, I'm just a noob, I like to commit mistakes because I can learn from them. Thanks, sorry if this comment give you another headchase

[Midnight-walker]

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And one more thing. Sorry for the bad grammar, I can't control very well my grammar when I just ate a carne mechada arepa

[Flutters Is Shy]

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Its quite allright hun.
Didnt mean to insult you in any way, its simply the disjointed writing style that hurt to read. I love the premise, and where you're taking the story, wish you luck with anything you decide to do in the future.

[Midnight-walker]

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thanks. sorry for that kind of mistakes.
you'll see, in that time i was just a noob in this of the fanfiction and i kinda absolutely forgot about it because of a trip i had to do just two days after i upload it, so sorry i don't have much time for correct it, so thank you for your suggest and i'm really sorry for what my past me have done to my actual (very low) reputation. have a nice day (or night) and, again thank you so much for take the time for read my fic.
also, the english is not even my native lenguage and i didn't grow up with the english grammar rules on the internet.
thank you so much

[Pyra Lira]

You know, if you need someone to edit this, I'd be happy to help. I don't think it's fair that you're getting all this flack for something that's not under your control.

[Spartan III]

i'm gonna kill myself

[RC-0117]

6109638 aaaaaahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! Oh god ;-; i... I can't... I just can't anymore I'm done I'm done * signs off *

[OceanRider]

That was great but how did i know that there was going to be a fluttershy and banner ship

[Adikthone]

You should have just said that English wasn't your first language, mate.

[Adikthone]

Sorry if I was acting like a jerk earlier in the story.