Uh-oh
15 Minute Challenge
Prompt; Ist Person, Young Policemen, 2075, and a talking bomb.
The young Sun guard, Babbling Brooks, sighed contentedly. It was my break and my hoof had a date.
My modern armor clinked as I trotted down the sterile hallway. My communicator beeped on my forearm but I ignored it.
I made way to the bathroom, determined to make the most of my break.
I found an empty stall and sat on the brand new toilet, quickly getting comfortable.
"Ah," I said aloud, "Just me, my hoof, and my manhood."
I reached down to my crotch and felt the cold rod between my legs.
Wait, cold rod? I thought to myself. Panic began to set in as I hurriedly pulled my armored trousers to y ankles.
"What the fuck?!?!?" I screamed.
I reached hoof to touched the metallic cylindrical rod between my legs. It was shaped like my manhood and moved like it, explaining why I didn't notice it until now.
I inspected the faux cock, turning it this way and that. I turned it nearly full around and noticed a small screen with a clock slowly ticking down.
"The fuck?" I asked my dick.
"I am the brand new dick bomb developed by the terrorist group in 2075," said the penis through the hole in the top.
"Holy shit!!" I screamed.
"Hey, any chance we could get laid in the ten seconds before I blow?" it asked.
A/N Hope you guys enjoyed reading this as much as I did writing it!
Please note, nothing can be held against this author for I'm am quite literally bleeding out of the back of my head as I write this author's note.
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1001 words.
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You disappoint Freddie.
the fuck
Relevant:
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oh boy oh boy I actually get to use this
For both stories
Funny shorts I enjoy them
I'm not really going to bother analyzing these, yours wins on the merit of being more pony, I guess.
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I wanted to add more but my fifteen minutes went by really fast.
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Eeyup, they were only 60 minute and 15 minute time limit.
1565908>>1566151>>1566891>>1566937
This is what happens at swim meets, for every minute you swim there's an hour of sitting around.
So crazy stuff happens, we just managed to channel it into writing.
Yup.... scarred for life...
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Read Lunar-tics...
I stand corrected..... Lunar-tic's 60 minute was wayyyyy more disturbing....
And once I got over the shock-factor from both sets of stories... yours was much better written...
Changing my vote to up, just because yours is better written....
Still disturbing though... *shudder*
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He's demented that way, and mentally unstable
ooooooooooooooooo
woh that wasnt the best book ive ever read but its not the worst
You did that in 60 minutes? impressive
Now we just need a version where you relly put your time in it. That would be really good
EDIT: you totally owned him in that writing competition.
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Which line?
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I was thinking about writing more to it, there was so much more I wanted to add but fifteen minutes is not that much time to write.
Plus, I have a killer headache right now
1567648
Aspirin and some stong apple cider should cure that
Just joking. Get some water and some rest. You are likely dehydrated.
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I wish it was just dehydration. I won/lost probably a tie with a tree
MY MIND!
You should post this under "Mature"
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Umm...
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Why?
1568818 oh gee, I don't know
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Hey, it was approved by the site officials so I can live with that.
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whatever
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Mission accomplished
Me and my friend have started doing a few of these every time we have a class together in school. Funny shit happens. XD
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Eeyup,
You are probably gonna see more of this from me and Lunar-tic
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Which one?
What. The. Fuck