• Member Since 5th Sep, 2012
  • offline last seen January 9th

Willow Arqueiro


I tend to be a bit willowy, and prone to hitting my opponents from afar.

Comments ( 48 )

There goes my sanity...

WWWWHAAAASHAAASHAAAMT TCSHDAJ FTJACKS?!

:derpyderp1:
My brain is broken.

-ClarinetOverlord

He is a very, VERY bad man!

1st: we all know Big Mac would rather be drive himself down Brayburn's Hershey Highway...

2nd: I was told that it was Granny Smith and Applebloom that raped him!

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Really, not bad. He has a messed up mind but mine is worse. Be happy I'm not your editor. I may not like using my demented brain, I can use it and have scared a few. I enjoyed the ending where they said "Twilight is going to be so pissed." I fell on the floor and started laughing my a55 off. I was sitting on a bar stool too so imagine how far I fell. Most people are like :pinkiesick: after they read this. I was like :rainbowlaugh: :pinkiehappy: :twilightsmile: :eeyup: when I was done. notbad.jpg

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I disagree, Macintosh is a stud that has mares tripping over each other to and from his bed.

1480008
I love you saying that to me, but go to Lunar-tic's webpage and tell him personally

Editor's Note/Warning: this story may cause many individuals to experience; bleeding eyes, hemorrhaging, scarred brain tissue/brain decompostion, dementia, awkward erections, grotesque daydreaming, nostalgia (I certainly hope not), and must consult a doctor/psychiatrist immediately if the following symptoms should occur.
I was really tired when I wrote this and somewhere deep down, I knew this would be a 'great' revision. Welcome to my mind btw:pinkiecrazy:

If you are going for the mature tag, why NOT use fuck? =p

1479838

I prefer to see Big Mac as a "pervy Shepard" from Mass Effect, If there is a hole, watch out! =p

I just realized that this story is better than any of the others I wrote on my page :rainbowlaugh:

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That..was NOT NORMAL.:pinkiesick:

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I must than you for giving the story to him! If you didn't do that, he neva woulda written this messed up thing that made me :rainbowlaugh:
Why does this make some :pinkiesick: ?

Sorry... But I'd rather shake his hand for being so awesome (and maybe a bit twisted). :pinkiehappy:

The title... Too many letters are censored
'f$@ked' 'f$@cked

1480897
Hows abouts a brohoof? /) :rainbowkiss:

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I try to steer them to your profile page and look how you help me

1482747 Haha there's nothing to see on my profile :rainbowwild:

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This is obviously a little rushed and detail lacking, would you guys mind if I turn it into an actual clop story?

1483668 um sure I guess. As long as you send Knight Wing the end result :trollestia:

Ummm, what's the problem? I read these every once in a while when they pop up (or when my friends ask for advice on them. The sic thing is that I am a freshmen. They ask for my advice during class.) I would normally say no to anything this bad but it can be saved. Just don6't put everything like a damn powerpoint LunarTic and you could get something. Now to see the quality of your oother works (to see if this was some kind of a bad joke or just bad writing)

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Slight problem with checking out his other works...
He's working on a story currently and hasn't finished enough to post yet. Also, he wasn't happy with his first story and took it off of this website.

1484560This was made while i was borwd and tired. It's just a little f-ed up joke I played on Knifht Wing :rainbowkiss:

1485678
You spelled mah name wrong, fool!

1485791Sorry, itouch isn't friendly sometimes :facehoof:

1484560
Freshmen year was so last year

1485814>>1485836
Thank you! I'll try my best, this'll be my first FimFic...

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Welcome!
Wait!! To quote professor Oak; Are you a boy or a girl?

Oh, and Lunar-tic says hi.

1486157
I am a girl and do you know Lunar-tic personally? Or did you meet him online?

1486364
He's my best friend, f&@ked up editor, Idea Thumper, swim buddy, and Wingman.

Does that answer your question?

1486364
Knight of Klop is a strange name for a girl.

1486572
You got a problem with that?
I've always been a little more warrioresqe then other girls.

1486672
Hmm, would you consider yourself athletic, adrenaline junkie, and prone to do stupid things. Stupid meaning noone else will do it but you will just for kicks?

~~Ooooh I like where this is going~~ ^^:twilightsheepish:

1484560 Actually, I never intended for this to be published. Knight Wing took that into his own hooves :facehoof:

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It needed to be shared with the world

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Aww yeah!!! All of the Above!!!

lolololololololololol.

That was some of the funniest shit I've read in a while. And I totally agree with Knight on that one.

I meant Knight of Klop, lol.

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Anson, what the fuck are you doing up at Midnight?

*cough* Nameslip, dude... Also, I was bored, stayed up till 1 anyways.

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