do you like starlight glim-glim?

by Mica

mare reader's version

i simp senpai
senpai i simp

that senpai-i-simp! that senpai-i-simp! i do not like that senpai-i-simp!

do you like big macintosh?

i do not like him, senpai-i-simp!
i do not like big macintosh.

would you like big mac here or there?

i do not like him here or there.
i do not like him anywhere.
i do not like big mac one bit.
i do not like him, senpai-i-simp.

would you like, then, sheriff hitch?
would you scratch his bylaw itch?

i do not like that sheriff hitch.
i do not like his dragon witch.
i do not like big mac one bit.
i do not like them, senpai-i-simp.

would you eat out king sombra's plot?
aren't baddie kings just super hot?

i do not like king sombra’s plot.
i don’t like villains twilight fought.
i do not like that sheriff hitch.
i do not like big mac one bit.
i do not like them, senpai-i-simp.

would you? could you? kiss shining armor?
kiss him quietly in the parlor!

i do not like shining armor.
he’s married, and has a daughter.

you may like flash sentry, you’ll see.
he’ll play guitar for you for free!

i would not, could not, like that “Brad”.
not shining armor! that’s just sad.
i would not like king sombra’s plot.
i do not like that sheriff hitch.
i do not like big mac one bit.
i do not like them, senpai-i-simp.

sprout! sprout! ex-sheriff sprout!
would you make out with ex-sheriff sprout?

not mommy’s boys! not flash sentry!
not daddy-toys! just let me be!
i would not like king sombra’s plot.
i do not like that sheriff hitch.
i do not like big mac one bit.
i do not like them, senpai-i-simp.

say, how about soarin, his fur’s so soft!
do you think that soarin is hot?

i do not think that soarin’s hot.

but you do not like senpai-i-simp?

no, i do not like senpai-i-simp!

could you, would you, with sunburst?
i would not, could not with sunburst!

could you, would you, with braeburn?
i would not, could not with braeburn!

i could not, would not, with sunburst.
i will not, will not with braeburn.
i do not think that soarin's hot.
not that sprout! not flash sentry!
not shining armor! let me be!
i would not like king sombra’s plot.
i do not like that sheriff hitch.
i do not like big mac one bit.
i do not like them, senpai-i-simp.

you do not like them, so you say!
try me! try me! you may be gay!
try me and you may be, i say.

(...and she tries senpai-i-simp...)

say! i do like senpai-i-simp!
i like her way more than sunburst!
i like her way more than braeburn!
she’s better than soarin’, he’s just plain borin'.
i like her more than flash sentry!
i like senpai-i-simp, now I see!
i like her more than shining armor,
i kiss her every day in the parlor.
i like her mane that’s super soft,
i like her, and i’ll never stop!
i like her more than sheriff hitch,
i like her and love her to bits.
she’s even stronger than big mac,
she beats the stallions on the track.
i will like senpai here or there.
i will like senpai anywhere.
i do so like senpai-i-simp!
thank you, thank you, senpai-i-simp.

Author's Note:

fun fact green eggs and ham was my favorite book as a child

Comments

[Mica]

we not makin' it out of the dr. seuss masterclass with this one

[Mockingbirb]

Ok, this is pretty funny.

i do not like shining armor.
he’s married, and has a daughter.

Oof!

[Forcalor]

ruining innocent children's stories, because that's what the brony fandom is all about, lolz

Yep.

[AvoidingFever17]

11804593
Yep!
But its all in the name OF FRIENDSHIP

[Axolotl222]

upon this site, i have read many tales of pone
a great many of which have tickled my funny bone,
yet as i sit here pondering my critique
i have to admit the concept is unique,
not to mention, this story works great if you are bi,
if you are wondering about my upvote,
then this is why.