i simp senpai
senpai i simp
that senpai-i-simp! that senpai-i-simp! i do not like that senpai-i-simp!
do you like big macintosh?
i do not like him, senpai-i-simp!
i do not like big macintosh.
would you like big mac here or there?
i do not like him here or there.
i do not like him anywhere.
i do not like big mac one bit.
i do not like him, senpai-i-simp.
would you like, then, sheriff hitch?
would you scratch his bylaw itch?
i do not like that sheriff hitch.
i do not like his dragon witch.
i do not like big mac one bit.
i do not like them, senpai-i-simp.
would you eat out king sombra's plot?
aren't baddie kings just super hot?
i do not like king sombra’s plot.
i don’t like villains twilight fought.
i do not like that sheriff hitch.
i do not like big mac one bit.
i do not like them, senpai-i-simp.
would you? could you? kiss shining armor?
kiss him quietly in the parlor!
i do not like shining armor.
he’s married, and has a daughter.
you may like flash sentry, you’ll see.
he’ll play guitar for you for free!
i would not, could not, like that “Brad”.
not shining armor! that’s just sad.
i would not like king sombra’s plot.
i do not like that sheriff hitch.
i do not like big mac one bit.
i do not like them, senpai-i-simp.
sprout! sprout! ex-sheriff sprout!
would you make out with ex-sheriff sprout?
not mommy’s boys! not flash sentry!
not daddy-toys! just let me be!
i would not like king sombra’s plot.
i do not like that sheriff hitch.
i do not like big mac one bit.
i do not like them, senpai-i-simp.
say, how about soarin, his fur’s so soft!
do you think that soarin is hot?
i do not think that soarin’s hot.
but you do not like senpai-i-simp?
no, i do not like senpai-i-simp!
could you, would you, with sunburst?
i would not, could not with sunburst!
could you, would you, with braeburn?
i would not, could not with braeburn!
i could not, would not, with sunburst.
i will not, will not with braeburn.
i do not think that soarin's hot.
not that sprout! not flash sentry!
not shining armor! let me be!
i would not like king sombra’s plot.
i do not like that sheriff hitch.
i do not like big mac one bit.
i do not like them, senpai-i-simp.
you do not like them, so you say!
try me! try me! you may be gay!
try me and you may be, i say.
(...and she tries senpai-i-simp...)
say! i do like senpai-i-simp!
i like her way more than sunburst!
i like her way more than braeburn!
she’s better than soarin’, he’s just plain borin'.
i like her more than flash sentry!
i like senpai-i-simp, now I see!
i like her more than shining armor,
i kiss her every day in the parlor.
i like her mane that’s super soft,
i like her, and i’ll never stop!
i like her more than sheriff hitch,
i like her and love her to bits.
she’s even stronger than big mac,
she beats the stallions on the track.
i will like senpai here or there.
i will like senpai anywhere.
i do so like senpai-i-simp!
thank you, thank you, senpai-i-simp.