> do you like starlight glim-glim? > by Mica > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > stallion reader's version > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- i simp senpai senpai i simp that senpai-i-simp! that senpai-i-simp! i do not like that senpai-i-simp! do you like starlight glim-glim? i do not like her, senpai-i-simp! i do not like starlight glim-glim. would you like starlight here or there? i do not like her here or there. i do not like her anywhere. i do not like starlight glim-glim. i do not like her, senpai-i-simp. then would you like sunset shimmer? do you think that she’s a winner? i do not like sunset shim-shim. she gets so angry on a whim. i do not like starlight glim-glim. i do not like them, senpai-i-simp. would you eat out queen haven's plot? aren't older mares just super hot? i do not like queen haven's plot. i do not like pretentious snobs. i do not like sunset shim-shim. i do not like starlight glim-glim. i do not like them, senpai-i-simp. would you? could you? kiss marble pie's cheek? kiss her! kiss her! she doesn't speak. i do not like marble pie's cheek. i do not like mares who just squeak. you may like fluttershy, you’ll see. you know, she'd like to be a tree!? i would not, could not, kiss a tree. not marble pie! just let me be. i would not like queen haven's plot. i do not like sunset shim-shim. i do not like starlight glim-glim. i do not like them, senpai-i-simp. dashie! dashie! dashie! dashie! could you, would you, with rainbow, please? not miss dashie! not fluttertree! not mute ponies! let me be! i would not like queen haven's plot. i do not like sunset shim-shim. i do not like starlight glim-glim. i do not like them, senpai-i-simp. say, rarity! her mane's so soft! do you think that rarity is hot? i do not think rarity is hot. but you do not like senpai-i-simp? no, i do not like senpai-i-simp! could you, would you, with trixie? i would not, could not with trixie! could you, would you, with pinkie? i would not, could not with pinkie! i could not, would not, with trixie. i will not, will not, with pinkie. don’t call rarity hot, i think that she is not. not miss dashie! not fluttershy! not marble pie! they're not that fine! i would not like queen haven's plot. i do not like sunset shim-shim. i do not like starlight glim-glim. i do not like them, senpai-i-simp. you do not like them, so you say! try me! try me! you may be gay! try me and you may be, i say. (...and he tries senpai-i-simp...) say! i do like senpai-i-simp! i like him way more than trixie! i like him way more than pinkie! his charm’s truly a rarity! i like senpai-i-simp, now i see! i like him more than rainbow dash! he's better than that piece of trash. he's live and kicking, unlike fluttershee, he's even harder than a tree. i will kiss senpai on the cheek. unlike some mares, he loves to speak. i will eat out his juicy plot. he'll always let me, he's not a snob. he's hotter than sunset shim-shim, he's cuter than starlight glim-glim. i will like senpai here or there. i will like senpai anywhere. i do so like senpai-i-simp! thank you, thank you, senpai-i-simp. > mare reader's version > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- i simp senpai senpai i simp that senpai-i-simp! that senpai-i-simp! i do not like that senpai-i-simp! do you like big macintosh? i do not like him, senpai-i-simp! i do not like big macintosh. would you like big mac here or there? i do not like him here or there. i do not like him anywhere. i do not like big mac one bit. i do not like him, senpai-i-simp. would you like, then, sheriff hitch? would you scratch his bylaw itch? i do not like that sheriff hitch. i do not like his dragon witch. i do not like big mac one bit. i do not like them, senpai-i-simp. would you eat out king sombra's plot? aren't baddie kings just super hot? i do not like king sombra’s plot. i don’t like villains twilight fought. i do not like that sheriff hitch. i do not like big mac one bit. i do not like them, senpai-i-simp. would you? could you? kiss shining armor? kiss him quietly in the parlor! i do not like shining armor. he’s married, and has a daughter. you may like flash sentry, you’ll see. he’ll play guitar for you for free! i would not, could not, like that “Brad”. not shining armor! that’s just sad. i would not like king sombra’s plot. i do not like that sheriff hitch. i do not like big mac one bit. i do not like them, senpai-i-simp. sprout! sprout! ex-sheriff sprout! would you make out with ex-sheriff sprout? not mommy’s boys! not flash sentry! not daddy-toys! just let me be! i would not like king sombra’s plot. i do not like that sheriff hitch. i do not like big mac one bit. i do not like them, senpai-i-simp. say, how about soarin, his fur’s so soft! do you think that soarin is hot? i do not think that soarin’s hot. but you do not like senpai-i-simp? no, i do not like senpai-i-simp! could you, would you, with sunburst? i would not, could not with sunburst! could you, would you, with braeburn? i would not, could not with braeburn! i could not, would not, with sunburst. i will not, will not with braeburn. i do not think that soarin's hot. not that sprout! not flash sentry! not shining armor! let me be! i would not like king sombra’s plot. i do not like that sheriff hitch. i do not like big mac one bit. i do not like them, senpai-i-simp. you do not like them, so you say! try me! try me! you may be gay! try me and you may be, i say. (...and she tries senpai-i-simp...) say! i do like senpai-i-simp! i like her way more than sunburst! i like her way more than braeburn! she’s better than soarin’, he’s just plain borin'. i like her more than flash sentry! i like senpai-i-simp, now I see! i like her more than shining armor, i kiss her every day in the parlor. i like her mane that’s super soft, i like her, and i’ll never stop! i like her more than sheriff hitch, i like her and love her to bits. she’s even stronger than big mac, she beats the stallions on the track. i will like senpai here or there. i will like senpai anywhere. i do so like senpai-i-simp! thank you, thank you, senpai-i-simp.