• Published 15th Jul 2023
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Oneiromance - gloamish



Twilight is courting the mare of her dreams (and everypony else's). But will their romance survive the transition to the waking world?

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It felt like I was trotting on air. How long had it been since so many wonderful things happened in the span of a few short years? My faithful student, Twilight Sparkle, grew into a wonderful mare. She proved herself worthy of alicornhood, and returned my sister to me. Though her reintegration into society was slow, every day with her was a joy. And now, two of the most important ponies in my life were dating!

Certainly, it had gotten off to an awkward start with my accidental intercepting of that love letter. I felt a little guilty about lying to my sister, but how could I not read the whole thing? Letters from Twilight were always a treasure, and they'd been getting rarer. I practically taught her the art of correspondence! Who was my sister, to keep me from reading the fruits of my work. The juicy, juicy fruits.

I remembered to stop trotting like a filly, regaining the easy royal gait my subjects expected. Displays of such naked joy could be disconcerting for my little ponies — they were happy to see their Princess happy, of course, but then they'd wonder what I was happy about, and I couldn't tell them. Not yet, at least. I'd managed to get most of the squealing out of my system with Cadence, who was more excited than me, which I would've been annoyed about if it wasn't her duty as Princess.

There was a smidgen of apprehension, of course. I was rather hoping I'd have a good couple hundred years with her before Lulu was ready for deeper social engagements. I wasn't scared of losing her, of course, the honeymoon period was to be expected. I'd even given her the last week off moon duty so she could spend more time with Twilight! A couple more weeks of their relationship being newly minted and we'd fade back into routine as sisters. Twilight would be an addition to our dynamic, not a replacement. Perhaps I'd asked them to high tea with me this morning to hurry that transition along.

I nodded at the guards who stood at attention on either side of the doors to the dining hall and they lit the entry with their magic, pulling it open. Twilight and Luna stood on opposite sides of the room, and the echo of a fallen chair's clatter faded as the doors shut behind me. Twilight's mane was in no state to present to a Princess, peer or no. Luna's lipstick was smeared around her lips, Twilight's lips, Twilight's neck, and more besides. I rolled my eyes, just so we were all on the same level of princessness.

"Goodness," I said, trotting to the table. "You two look like you can barely stand to be in a room together! Your first fight, already?" I knew that that wasn't the truth of their sudden separation, but firstly, teasing was one of the few joys of being a third wheel, and secondly, I did not want to think about my sister sloppily making out with my student.

"Oh! I was just, uh. Fascinated by these drapes!" Twilight said, nuzzling the curtains, which were atrocious. "So... scented!"

"And I was merely checking..." Luna looked up at the empty flowerpots and realized she'd already taken the lavender down for the day. "I was also appreciating these drapes." She cleared her throat. "I think this side's drapes are far better, and Twilight disagrees."

"Just a little couple's spat, hehe!" Twilight offered, moving to hide the drapes which were now also stained with lipstick.

"Of course," I said, hitting them with the full force of the smile I reserved for particularly stupid bureaucrats. Twilight had the decency to flinch, at least. "I'm happy to hear that, actually. I've been meaning to get those things replaced, and the form for budget acquisitions related to interior decorating lists 'caused royal dispute' as a justification."

Twilight laughed nervously, traveling a range of pitches before clamping her mouth shut. Luna simply returned to the table and sat down, ignoring the knocked-over chair, and Twilight joined us across from her. Exercising the sixth sense of a servicepony with a long career, the caterer chose that moment and no sooner to enter, pushing a cart on which sat a tea set and several stands proudly displaying cakes, cupcakes, teacakes, danishes, croissants, pain au chocolats, tiramisu... I dabbed drool away with a napkin and beckoned the service to me with my magic, laying it out on the table as Twilight set out the silverware.

"So, how have things been?" I started, pouring three cups of tea.

"Wonderful," responded Luna with a dopey smile.

"Although," Twilight said, taking her tea and sipping it, "coordinating schedules has been a pain. I'm really living up to my namesake."

I laughed. "Yes, it comes with its own difficulties. I'm sure you'll only come to appreciate the overlaps in your time more deeply, as I have."

"You could become a Princess of the night. It would only be fair, wouldn't it, sister? Two Princesses for the day, two for the night?"

I laughed. "I'm not sure the Princess of Friendship could conduct her court so effectively with everypony asleep, Lulu."

"Well, I manage."

"If Ponyville had a night life or Twilight could dreamwalk, I'm sure she would love the idea. Alas." I took a deep drink of tea, as I always did when making a statement of absolute truth. I was sure Ponyville hadn't sprouted a nightclub while I wasn't looking, after all.

Luna hummed. "Well, soon then. She is a fast learner, as you know. Another few weeks and I'm sure she'll be quite comfortable with oneironavigation."

"What," I said, not taking my eyes off my sister as she wiped the scalding tea off her face with a napkin, "did you say?"

"I said 'I'm sure oneironavigatio—"

With a pulse of golden magic, all the drapes slammed shut and the distant bustle of staff faded to silence.

"Sister," I said, with magnificent calm, "did we not swear an oath to each other, to never speak of that magic again?"

Out of the corner of my eye, Twilight looked like she was about to bolt, but I fixed her with a stare that practically nailed her to the chair. Luna looked similarly cowed, pupils small and hooves trembling. "Of course, Celestia, but... She is one of us."

"She is a foal." Twilight reeled back as if struck, and I gathered myself, then turned to her. "Twilight. I trust you completely, and you are one of the most competent ponies I know. But there are still things I would never have you touch — all the more, for what you mean to me. Oneiromancy," — it took a moment, to force the word from my throat — "is not dark magic, but it is as dangerous as chronomancy. You could not have a better teacher, or any teacher, than Luna in your pursuit of it, but... I must ask that you cease your studies at once." I closed my eyes. "And you must know how grave a danger this is, as I have never asked such a thing of you."

"I— I don't understand, Princess. Chronomancy is still documented in the forbidden archives, but I've never heard any mention of oneiromancy."

Luna spoke up. "While chronomancy requires vast stores of power and knowledge to achieve, the magic of dreams is comparatively simple, especially when you are working with your own mind alone. If it leaked into public perception, it would spread too fast to be contained as restricted magic."

"And its effects would be felt immediately. Half the unicorns in Equestria would likely enter a coma in mere days. Having full access to your own mind, to rewrite its rules... It is a very dangerous, and equally tempting, power." I breathed in, then let out a heavy sigh. "Luna herself knows this well."

Luna looked away, but I held a hoof to her chin and turned her back to look at me. "Let us renew this oath, here and now. None of us will speak of this magic again, and only Luna herself will practice it."

Twilight nodded vigorously, while Luna just blinked slowly at me and raised her hoof to touch mine.

"I swear," all three Princesses said in unison.

Alright, I thought, summoning the well of optimism in myself as large across as the sun. Preventing the proliferation of oneiromancy could be chalked up as another wonderful thing. These years were still the best of my life, and I would keep it that way, in any way I could.

Author's Note:

if you're sad, just read the story again but skip chapter 2 and 3. what a lovely story of twilight finding romance, overcoming shame, and learning new magic!

mixed feelings on this one tbh. i set out to do a few things: extend character voice to the narrative (hence first person), make my prose a little less wooden, and wring a little more emotion out of the characters. i think i did pretty well on the first, made a little progress on the second, and fell short on the third. i guess i'll try to let the emotions run a little hotter in the oneshot i've got cooking now!

originally, this story was going to be much more lighthearted - same concept, but instead just focusing on the delightful awkwardness of "twilight thinks she's dating luna, luna is confused/flustered/interested". but then i got distracted by Magicks, and twilight got distracted by Magicks, and it didn't go well.

i think an ongoing motif of my work is definitely... i had an image of one of those "I LOVE it when MY WIFE lets me play the banjo" but edited it to "I LOVE it when TWILIGHT SPARKLE makes bad decisions" but i couldn't figure out how to upload it. alas

and i know what you're thinking. so many loose ends! how long until celestia figured out what really happened? realistically like, a few days lol. they have millennia of inside jokes between them. but what happens then? i do have an idea for a sequel that i might tackle sometime, but for now i'm happy to leave this where it's landed.

next up: i've been thinking about chrysalis a lot

Comments ( 10 )

Very interesting - I like your style of prose.

I say when Celestia finds out Twilight, in essence, murdered the real Luna for a fake one, then Equestria will not survive what comes next.

This was a fun little story to read, thumbs up from me.

So Luna is dead as of chapter 3; does that mean the final chapter is Celestia's dream or did twiggy find a way to produce a fake Luna/animate her corpse?

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tysm!
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murder is such an ugly word! i'd say it's more ponyslaughter. i'm sure she'll be just as horrified as us when she figures it out
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thanks! twilight actually hasn't figured out what's happening, and it isn't a dream - the mechanics of it aren't really explained, but essentially twilight's figment, believing herself to be the real luna and possessing absolute oneiromantic power, was able to follow the 'dream-twine' leading back to luna's connection to her body and ride it out of the dreamscape. since, at her core, she's a manifestation of oneiromancy, rather than purely a figment of twilight's mind, she was able to detach from twilight's oneirosphere, albeit with all of twilight's perceptions still wrapped around her. it's tempting to think of her as some evil presence or mastermind, but she really is just living magic which believes herself to be luna (or the idea of luna that exists in twilight's mind.) that's why it's impossible for twilight to figure out, and also why celestia will probably figure it out very soon.

I read this this morning before I had to go to a thing. I have been thinking about it all day. Wonderful job stabbing my subconscious with something so painful!

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Oh god that's even more horrific, thanks!

Oh my- Wow. Holy shit. The final outcome was far worse than original Luna could have imagined.

I will admit the technical explanations of oneiromancy in the early parts of chapter 3 had me going a bit cross-eyed. I had to reread some of those paragraphs twice and I'm still not really sure what they add to the overall story.

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that's a fair crit, I think! it's a bit embarrassing, as i said in the notes this thing kinda went off the rails when i got to thinking about dream magic, so i definitely overexplained. the basic reason for explaining the mechanics of oneironavigation was to highlight Luna's vulnerability (putting the entirety of her self in one place) and compare it with how a pony's avatar in a dream and their supposed predators are one and the same, but i definitely could've accomplished that more succinctly.

In my opinion this story is perfect

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lmfao, thanks for posting comments as you go, love the progression from "what a nice romance" to "oh" to "Ah"> glad you enjoyed!

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