This story starts out weird and gets more messed up as it goes on, and will NOT be serious in the slightest, in fact it will be pretty screwed up. It is relevant to MLP, but not entirely (during the first chapter at least).
The second chapter explains the first one, with an actual story, so it REALLY starts (and ends) on the second chapter, the first one is just for anyone who has no sanity to lose. You do NOT have to read the first chapter!!!
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What the hell did I just read? There may have been a lack of ponies and where was I during this conversation. I would have been happy to help you write it
Sucks he scrapped the fic, I was actually having fun.
Yowza
"Chocolate Syrup and Lemonade" "and will NOT be serious in the slightest"
No, really? How the hell do you make a serious fic out of that?
Hmm... actually...
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Writing time!
EDIT: I just read it. Holy sweet mother of god. THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!
1642601 The point is that the first chapter is about taking a bunch of awesome stuff, but it being very bad once they are put together.
1450213 Don't worry, our pal Quantum_Shift (look him up everypony else) is starting a new thing to replace SotF, which is actually going to have stir fry as a competitor as well as CD. We can continue, but the challenges will be less scary and more puzzle based. To the point that I can use a calculator IRL to help with issues in the challenge.
NO.
JUST.....NO.
1643204 You wrote the first chapter.
You wrote this chapter.
I read the first chapter.
I read this chapter.
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1643204 A pony mixes a bottle of Chocolate Syrup and Lemonade, which sets off a chain of events resulting in the collapse of Equestria.
This is my newest project. Can I have permission to use that title?
1643678 Thank you for that... riveting review, good sir. May I ask what you did not like about the story? Mere hate for the sake of hate is not useful or healthy. Also, I made it clear that this was not going to make sense, I gave you fair warning, why are you shocked?
1645763... as you obviously know, I have a great imagination as well as an inventive and flexible one, but there is no logical way I can imagine a beverage and a condiment mixed together could cause any disasters. Please elaborate, I am sincerely interested.
Oh....My....God....
THAT WAS EPIC!
Yay, thanks for the story Pinkie. This was the greatest thing i have ever read. My life is now complete
You good sir are a master of the arts of writing good stories.
This was the best story i have ever read. 
Keep up the good work and remember...
1647766 1648518 Just so you know, I'm keeping these. Glad someone finds joy in randomness and chaos as well. What fun is there in making sense... well, all the time at least.
1646131 In response to your response of my response, I shall declare: I have read stories that do not make sense, are not serious, and serve no purpose other than to make people say "WTF?". This was not one of those. This was
, that I could not truly comprehend what had just happened. It made a lot more sense after chapter 2. Those words were continually pouring out of my brain, and I really couldn't think of anything better to say.
I apologize if I offended you.
THE GRAND MASTER OF ALL NON-SENSICAL STORIES!
The comment meant, rather rudely and badly I will say after reflection
I actually really did enjoy it!
1685435 Thank you for taking full consideration of all the content I provided before expressing your opinion and for explaining your opinion in enough detail. Also, remember: What fun is there in making sense?
temporarily free yourself from logic and enjoy the great feeling of no longer being tied to the realm of 'reality' for in this world of infinite universes where anything can, will, and has happened, who is to say what is or is not normality? Certainly not I, my job in this world is to merely sever everyone's bonds and show them the true limitless extent of having a free mind. Laugh aloud, it is the proof that abnormality and in-continuity are too powerful to be held down by this world we think we know.
Now if you excuse me, I have to go to Neptune. My penguin is coming to visit, the oranges are getting lonely, and I think my tomato-and-garlic cheeseburger is getting soggy from it's bath. See you whenever!
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1984894 Thank you for such a descriptive comment. Is that the sound of your brain leaving your skull from what it has imagined? If so, my job is done. Enjoy!
1988595 Uh... I must say this had to be the most entertaining piece of literature I had the grace of reading. Good show indeed, sir!
1990467 Very well, I thank you. I pride myself on writing a story so random and messed up that it requires a 'sex' tag, but is still only rated 'Teen'. I broke the filters with my logic. The one story you will not find if searching for a clopfic, because it has no 'mature' rating.
I dedicate everything I have here to my idol and the god that I worship. I'm sure you can guess who that is, after all, what fun is there in making sense?
1990553 The same as mine!
1990570 Follower of Discord number 130. I wear my number proudly, and bent at an angle! All hail the King of Entropy!!
I will destroy physics and all trains of logic, for the sole purpose of fun. Luckily, I 'suffer' from three separate levels of mental 'disabilities' that let me think so differently from a normal human, I can write stuff like this.
I do not suffer from insanity, I ENJOY EVERY SECOND OF IT!!!
1990579 Its nice to know there's another mentally unstable genius besides myself.
1993075 Oh, I'm stable, I'm just not entirely sane. I don't quite have a split personality, but depending on the situation, I have a completely different set of behaviors and affects how I think and react.
But no matter what, chaos is VERY important. I mean, if EVERYTHING was exactly the same ALL the time, I'd KILL myself to end the boredom. The question "What fun is there in making sense?" really is a good question. If order was the only thing, symmetry and alikeness were the basis of the universe... well, f--k THAT, I want some FUN!
And actually, Discord was pretty darn fair when the mane six tried to stop him. For one thing, he only messed with them so that they wouldn't stop him. If everyone left him alone, he would've ignored them. Besides, he was free after being encased in stone for a millennium, and they just want to send him back even though he was only defending his freedom? Who's the REAL villain here?
What the fuck? :D
I just did not understand one thing, what was the name of the platypus
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