Spike is just relaxing, and having some off time to himself, when suddenly he gets summoned by Twilight to do some grocery shopping. Considering that Twilight was yet again busy, he was reluctant, but went anyways.
Will Spike’s errand end well? Or will it go up in flames in stereotypical cartoon esque fashion?
Only one way to find out!
I always get funny looks while I'm shopping
I can't imagine why Spikey we all shop there everyday
That's because he picks up our feminine products?
The manager makes kissy faces at him too...
Let me get my hoofs on that manager!
This is why we can't ever get good things around here...
Just paper, ink wells and quill pens
and boxes and bags for all the mares in what little life I have here...
Poor Spikey at least I have a Doctor for all my house calls
It's all my fault here... 🎇
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Holy hell you mad genius XD. I can make something like that into a sequel for this . If you want me to that is
I appreciate a nice slice of life story as much as the next guy, but uh……
Dear GOD does this need editing.
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To suffer the life of a male sibling going to the grocery store "It (The pain) must be shared"
Spikey our hybrids need formula
On my way to the gas station...🔥🚭
Fluttershy & Discords foals are nuclear powered☢
Discord it's your turn to clean up after Annarchy and Calamity
Haz Mat! You called?☢⚛💥🌌☢
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That figures… . But then again it’s a short story, so… . Okay
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XD. Please do more
I wanted to like this story, but there are just too many issues with it for me. "Spike goes grocery shopping" is a great slice-of-life comedy premise, which is why I'm disappointed in the actual implementation. Ignoring the mechanical issues, of which there are many, the biggest problem is that this story's humor depends on writing Spike out of character. Spike is not shy; if anything the opposite is true. Also, the idea that Spike could destroy an entire grocery store with a sneeze is much too ridiculous for an otherwise grounded story.
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Oh oops. I forgot to put a random tag on there. My mistake
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Anarchy and Calamity have run amuck in Equestria ! What am I going to do? Spike!
Come on Twilight , I'm not a foal sitter for Discords kids!
Spike! Get my foals mister or Mr. Wuzz will be forever in time out!
But but last time Anny sent me into Mr. Pops corn field without butter
while Discord laughs drinking his glass
Spikey dearest please, Ruby and Clarity are... On it! You can count on me!
Were doomed all the hybrids have play dates in my castle.... Twilight... Breath in and slowly breath out...
Don't know about you but I'd takeout extra insurance on it Duh!
Does crystal burn?
My library No no no no no
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XD. Again, again!
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So Rarity it was a test that brought you to pick Spike as your husband?
Well if you put it that way... Yes it was a...
A test of courage?
no
A test of quality education?
no
A test of Royal Nobility?
NO
A fashion test ?
noooooo
What kind of test are we talking about?
A pregnancy test.
A quick week of courting and a quicker wedding and we can spend the rest of our honeymoon fire proofing my boutique
Here's a gift list
"fire proof diapers"
Don't forget the 'nomex' bed sheets and pillow cases
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XD. More, more!
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After 36 hours of labor I delivered twin draconiquis hybrids and I didn't feel a thing - I feel great!
Poor Discord 36 hours of pure torcher He even walks painfully
I wanted cute fluffy baby bunnies
For the hundredth time IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!
Well look at that . . . Discord delivered , Cute little baby bunnies
Twilight, Apologize to my Discord, I got bunnies over hybrids
Idea!
... ???
Rarity! what are you doing with Spike?
More bunnies
Bunnies
We're not dealing with Discord here, But they will get a ticket for indecent in public
Dude, I want some of that!
Hot Mare on Dragon!
I can breath... Help
Get a hotel room you two, Celestia you aint helping, git! before I get the hose on you.
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XD. This is pure entertainment right here!
Really Twi, Do we need to rehash how we met our husbands?
Of course the science of friendship still needs to be chronicled
Hayseed Turnip truck , I just got him to bug Rainbow and after awhile They just clicked and the rest id history
Yea and you got Soarin on the rebound, Actually Hayseed's a pretty cool dude. He knew a bunch of Canterlot Royalty
You know everything about Discord and me...Like we have a doctors visit every week and we see Spike & you... Science
Cheese and I have files on everypony we can give you copies all the way into next month in advance
Spike and I were compatible but even I was set aback when I got pregnant even more so when we burned down Ponyville General
We're very compatible ... Pinkie? Sorry Uncle Spike that's where Little Cheese went...
I'm so alone Twilight? Cake is the answer....
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This is so random I love it!
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maybe it is a trolling comedy.
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Probably. I honestly never thought of it that way XD
I better go run before I get thrown in the dungeons for burning down so many shops. Ooh, is that a gemstone cake in that shop across? *once at the shop, sneezes* A-achoo! Aah! No!
Spike Dragon. You have burnt down my favorite cake shop. You will pay!
Mama mia! I'd better run for real now!
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XD. That’s awesome
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That actually gave me an idea. Would you be fine if a wrote a sequel to this story, with Spike running from Celestia?
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Oh, big time 😂😂😂
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Thx!
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No problem